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Go ahead
and disregard the chase. We got him.

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You are now about to witness
the strength of street knowledge.

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I'm comin'
Sraight outta Compton

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When something happens
In South Central Los Angeles

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Nothing happens
It's just another nigga dead

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Dead, dead, dead, dead

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Straight outta Compton

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Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube

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From the gang called Niggaz With Attitude

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AK-47 is the tool

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Don't make me act the motherfuckin' fool

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As I leave believe I'm stompin'

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But when I come back, boy

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I'm comin' straight outta Compton

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My little friend said
he saw you with Ramon Camacho.

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- It ain't true, Ricco.
- Shut up, ho!

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It's time to teach both of you a lesson.

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I wouldn't do that if I was you.

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You better step back, ese.

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Unless you want me
to bust a cap in your ass.

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This is my hood
and these girls belong to me.

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Belong?

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That is a very sexist way
to talk about these bitches.

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Bonjour. Je m'appelle Ali.

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J'habite in Staines.

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You made me use me last tissue.

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Me ain't got another one now.

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You what?

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Speak to the hand,
'cause the face, it ain't listening.

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Sorry.

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No!

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Oh, mijo!

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Remember, life is the most precious gift

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that Jah has given us.

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Unlucky?

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You saved us.

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I just really want to thank you.

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Ay, Dios mío!

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That's going to need the two of us.

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Here, let me help you with that.

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You know I'm gonna give you some attention

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Oh, that's very nice.

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Yes. Please.

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Thank you very much.

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That's good there. Yeah.

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Oh, 2 Pac, no.

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Whatever.

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Yeah, baby. Play with the balls.

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Oh, good dog.

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Ali, are you awake?

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For real.

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Ali-pali, do you know how very late it is?

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And you're still in bed all asleep.

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Sorry, Nana.

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It's nice to get up in the morning

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In the good old summertime

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Get off.

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For old times at six o'clock
In the good old summertime

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But when the winter comes,
And it's snowy on the wind

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It's nice to get up in the morning

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But better to stay in bed

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That's better.

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Ali-pali, it's not nice
to play with your poopik

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when Nana's in the room.

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Now come on.
You're teaching your class today.

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- Wicked!
- Out of bed. Choppy-chop.

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Wicked, wicked

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Jungle is massive

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Wicked, wicked

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Jungle is massive

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Wicked, wicked

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Jungle is massive

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Wicked, original

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Booyaka, booyaka

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When the General advance

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Booyaka, booyaka

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And beat round the dance

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Booyaka, booyaka

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With a ten foot baton

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Booyaka, booyaka

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Incredible

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Wicked original

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Yo, yo, aight, aight, aight?

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Respect.

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So, what's going down
in Staines town, my nigga?

86
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Yo, nigga, we just be cold chilin',

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kickin' back, suckin'
on some, some gin and juice.

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- Laid back.
- Laid back.

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- Aight.
- Oh, you.

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Jezzy, is you wearing green?

91
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I knew it. You's defected
to the Iver Heath Posse, innit?

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- Come on, let's stab him.
- No, no, wait!

93
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Me mum put me yellow top in the wash

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and my brother's blue football socks

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even though they ain't colorfast.

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All right, but you tell that slag

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that in the ghetto
washing non-colorfast synthetics

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at sixty degrees could cost you your life.

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Will you boys move?

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I've told you before. It's a fire risk.

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Ai, mofo, what's the problem?

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Yo, we just four brothers
chillin' on the sidewalk,

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maxin', relaxin', it ain't too taxin'.

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- Boof.
- Move!

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Okay. Yeah. We'll just
sit on the bench. Yes.

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The East Staines Massiv.

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Well, if it ain't the West Staines Massiv

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outside their precious center.

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Booyakasha!

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Wickety-wackety-sha! Boo!

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Eastside is the best.

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Westside is the best.

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Eastside is the best.

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Westside is the best.

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Westside is the best.

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Eastside is the best.

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Shit. I meant Westside is the best.

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Anyways, you is on our turf.

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Once you pass the Bumblebees Day Nursery

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just before you get
to the mini-roundabout,

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you know, on Elmsleigh Gardens,

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then you is in the Westside.

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- We don't care.
- Oh, yeah?

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Your mama is so fat
that when she volunteered

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to clean the cages at the zoo

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people would walk by and say,

127
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"Look at that hippopotamus."

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That ain't fair.

129
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It's glandular.

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Let's leave these batty boys behind.

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- Your mama's a batty boy.
- We don't think so.

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Slow down!

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Stop!

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Fag! Eastside!

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That flippin' loon.
He'll get himself killed.

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Hey, yo, yo. Cheers. The LAPD, man.

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Yeah? And?

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Oh, man, you are one bad mofo, man.

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I ain't stealin' it. Are you rockin' it?

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- I'm feelin' it.
- I'm checkin' it.

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- I'm doin' it.
- I'm feelin' it.

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- I'm kissin' it.
- I'm checkin' it.

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Nice.

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Wicked

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00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:03,406
- Wicked
- Follow me

146
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Wicked now, wicked now, wicked

147
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Me got the chicken me like the chicken

148
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Me got the chicken, whicken

149
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A-rockin' and a-rhickin'

150
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We got with the... with the... with them

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A to the L to the I to the G

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Ali G, that's me, that's me

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A to the L to the I to the G

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That's G, that's me, that's me

155
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R to the I to the C to the K to the Y

156
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That's Ricky C
Rick to the C, to the C, to the C

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Ricky C, Ricky

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Wait a sec. I's going
to be late for me class.

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Let's go.

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Crack cocaine is destroying our community,

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so when a brother makes it through

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they deserve our respect.

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So, let's big it up for Darren

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who has been clean and off the crack now

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for eight years.

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Eight and three-quarter years.

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Whatever.

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Me don't want to say this,

169
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but most of you
ain't never going to see 11.

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Boo-ka!

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Drive-bys.

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Look, he's crying. Homo, homo!

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00:11:03,174 --> 00:11:04,968
We'll have none of that language here.

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The word is batty boy.

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Batty boy! Batty boy!

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Better. Now everybody up

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00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:14,560
because it's time to give out
this week's badges.

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First, big it up for me main man Andy

179
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who has finally got his hot wiring badge

180
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,403
and his advanced swearing badge.

181
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Shit off, you hairy dog's cock.

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Respect.

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And since you has got your fifth badge,

184
00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:32,495
you has also earned your second slit.

185
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Hopefully, one day,
you'll get to be Tyrone's level.

186
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Tyrone, if you gets any better

187
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:41,504
we's going to start
doing your pubes, aight?

188
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I don't have any.

189
00:11:43,464 --> 00:11:45,842
Well, I's got millions.

190
00:11:45,925 --> 00:11:50,054
Now, remember,
without realness, we is nothing,

191
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so, posse, keep it real.

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Keep it real!

193
00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:57,311
Keep it real!

194
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Now, on the streets,

195
00:11:58,563 --> 00:12:00,106
you has got to know that your homey

196
00:12:00,189 --> 00:12:02,692
will take a cap in his ass for you.

197
00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:07,196
So, let's start with
a very basic trust exercise.

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One,

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00:12:08,948 --> 00:12:10,700
two, three.

200
00:12:10,783 --> 00:12:13,077
- Ali, can I have a word?
- Sure.

201
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It's about the center.

202
00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:19,917
Now, I know how much
these classes mean to you

203
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and how much the kids enjoy them.

204
00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:27,216
But I'm afraid
the government's withdrawn our funding.

205
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,470
They're closing down
the John Nike Leisure Centre.

206
00:12:33,973 --> 00:12:35,892
You what?

207
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:38,811
How is these kids gonna
make it out of the ghetto now?

208
00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:40,164
They'll have to go somewhere else.

209
00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:41,773
Somewhere else?

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00:12:42,315 --> 00:12:45,818
Do you know what this center
means to them and to me?

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This is the spiritual home
of the West Staines Massiv.

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00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:53,242
This is like what Mecca is to the Jews.

213
00:12:53,326 --> 00:12:56,329
It's like what Kentucky is to chickens.

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And it was here
where me first felt me Julie's...

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00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:05,254
Ali, there's nothing you can do.

216
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:08,883
Now you better go and tell the kids.

217
00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:32,532
I ain't never
going to let them close us down.

218
00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:35,034
Keep it real. Yeah?

219
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:40,331
Dinner with
the Belgian prime minister at 8:00,

220
00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:42,208
NATO briefing in half an hour.

221
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,961
And the Deputy Prime Minister
urgently wishes to speak to you.

222
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Does he have the poll results yet?

223
00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,881
- Ah, David.
- Yes. I wish l hadn't.

224
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:51,175
Gallup's putting us
twenty-two points behind.

225
00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:53,636
- What about Mori?
- Twenty-three points behind.

226
00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:56,597
The youth vote is deserting us in droves.

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00:13:56,681 --> 00:13:58,891
All our focus groups
suggest we're out of touch.

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Maybe we are. I know I am.

229
00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:01,477
Don't be ridiculous.

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00:14:01,561 --> 00:14:03,121
Are we going to lose
this by-election, David?

231
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:05,147
No chance. We haven't lost
Staines in 20 years

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00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:07,817
and we're not about to start now.

233
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,777
We just have an image problem.

234
00:14:09,861 --> 00:14:13,447
We have to find a candidate
who will improve that image,

235
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:15,199
somebody young,

236
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,704
- somebody ethnic.
- Somebody in touch?

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00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:21,723
- Exactly, Prime Minister.
- You're absolutely right, David.

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00:14:21,747 --> 00:14:24,125
What we've got to find
is an outstanding candidate

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00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,793
who's intellectually superior,

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00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:27,420
who can guarantee us a victory.

241
00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:28,838
Easy now, Mrs. Hugh.

242
00:14:28,921 --> 00:14:30,214
Booyakasha.

243
00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:31,507
Is me Julie about?

244
00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:32,717
She's upstairs.

245
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,843
Safe.

246
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:37,847
Hello, baby. I's been
missing you so much today.

247
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:40,349
You is looking so fine.

248
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,476
All I want to do
is pull your panties down...

249
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,769
Ali.

250
00:14:43,853 --> 00:14:45,271
Oh, hello, me Julie.

251
00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:47,607
Stop feeling up Nina and get in here.

252
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:48,900
Sorry. I got confused.

253
00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,277
Strange how you never
get confused with Tracey.

254
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,778
Hello, Ali.

255
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:56,866
Hello. You know you's me only bitch.

256
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,659
Ho. Lady?

257
00:14:59,535 --> 00:15:01,037
When me close me eyes

258
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,331
you's the only girl me ever think about.

259
00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,882
Ali, open your eyes.

260
00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:15,384
Sorry. There was something in them.

261
00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,887
Because there's these fleas
that is going around

262
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,491
and two of them, and they're coming...

263
00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:21,015
Coming in again...

264
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,475
They're in me eyes!

265
00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:28,731
Ali G, you've been a very bad boy
and you need to be punished.

266
00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:30,066
Are you a bad boy?

267
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:31,734
Yes, I am.

268
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:34,445
My skin is so dry,

269
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,072
so for being a bad boy,

270
00:15:36,155 --> 00:15:38,658
I want you to rub oil into me,

271
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,743
paying special attention to my breasts

272
00:15:40,826 --> 00:15:42,245
and my batty crease.

273
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,956
Okay. I will do that.

274
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:47,792
But first, I want you
to take your hat off,

275
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,418
you naughty, naughty boy.

276
00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:51,379
But me never take me hat off.

277
00:15:51,462 --> 00:15:54,507
You take that off,
and I'll take these off.

278
00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:55,716
Okay.

279
00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:04,934
Now I'm going to milk you.

280
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:06,602
Ali.

281
00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,187
Give me one more sec.

282
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,439
Behave, Alistair.

283
00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:13,943
J-Lo, they's closing down the center,

284
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:17,321
so I was going
to go on hunger strike until they save it,

285
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:18,906
or until I die.

286
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,575
So, just in case I do
join Tupac and Biggie

287
00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,828
in that ghetto in the sky

288
00:16:23,911 --> 00:16:27,415
I's come here to bone you one last time.

289
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:29,959
I think Mr. Johnson
might have something to say about that.

290
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:32,670
- Can I watch?
- I got no problem with that.

291
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:33,879
Ali!

292
00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:37,550
Don't do nothing stupid, all right?

293
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:47,852
Hear me now, she ain't really me Julie.

294
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:51,480
Obviously, in real life,
I's going out with someone much fitter,

295
00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:54,817
but they do that
to make me more accessible.

296
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,253
Which means that you girls out there

297
00:16:56,277 --> 00:16:59,071
will think I'll knob you
even if you is a minger.

298
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,123
You got ten seconds
until you start, mack daddy.

299
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:10,916
I want more. More.

300
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,171
Okay, and go.

301
00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:18,299
Mr. G, why are you on hunger strike?

302
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,551
In the struggle for...

303
00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:24,764
In the struggle for justice,

304
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:27,600
I is willing to lay down me life

305
00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:31,312
just like Martin Luther Vandross did.

306
00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:36,233
This is the local
Party Chairman Alan Swan.

307
00:17:36,317 --> 00:17:38,402
He's put together a list
of names for by-election.

308
00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:39,528
This is a great honor.

309
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:41,947
I've always been a particular admirer...

310
00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:43,657
The names, Swan.

311
00:17:43,741 --> 00:17:46,619
Right. Well, there are...

312
00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,997
There are three
really outstanding candidates

313
00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:51,374
that match all your criteria.

314
00:17:51,457 --> 00:17:53,667
Top of the list is Andrew Hamilton,

315
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:56,629
Ph.D., political science,
studied P.P. at Oxford,

316
00:17:56,712 --> 00:17:58,756
gained a starred first.

317
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:00,674
Have you tried these new chicken dippers?

318
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:01,860
They're quite good, aren't they?

319
00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:03,094
Yeah, they're really good.

320
00:18:03,177 --> 00:18:05,554
What sauce are you going for?

321
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,556
I think it's barbecue.

322
00:18:14,814 --> 00:18:16,816
I can't take it, I can't take it!

323
00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:27,660
Chicken dippers!

324
00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:32,289
Good. We can go home now.

325
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,499
Nips.

326
00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:35,584
I'll get the keys, yeah?

327
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,380
Starting again from now!

328
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,173
Bring it, what?

329
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,717
Yeah, yeah

330
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,136
No.

331
00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:48,389
Right here

332
00:18:50,391 --> 00:18:52,685
Well, what has we got here, then?

333
00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:55,479
I's doing a serious protest,
if you don't mind.

334
00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:58,649
In that case, we'll leave you to it.

335
00:18:58,732 --> 00:18:59,984
Thanks.

336
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,529
There was just one thing, though.

337
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,286
The shit that'll knock till 2003

338
00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:11,996
Then y'all are gonna see

339
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:15,458
That the hottest nigga
Out there was, is, will be me

340
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:17,168
Just like that

341
00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,295
I can go away for a minute
Do some other shit

342
00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:21,213
But bounce right back

343
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,801
Grow, Biggie, grow.

344
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:28,345
I just got to get a semi lob-on.

345
00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:30,764
Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez.

346
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,477
Jennifer Lopez lezzing off

347
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,897
with the one
from Destiny's Child with the big thighs.

348
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,816
Those can't be the last words of your man

349
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:43,110
Come on, bring it, what?

350
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:45,404
Look at it now! Look at it now!

351
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,114
Look at my massive beast!

352
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:51,577
You filthy animal.

353
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,713
Oh, Shep, this rail is very dirty.

354
00:20:02,796 --> 00:20:05,424
It's going to need a lot of polishing.

355
00:20:07,426 --> 00:20:09,803
Ph.D. in economics,
three years at Harvard,

356
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,514
age, thirty-four.

357
00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:14,433
Swan, is there any reason
why there should be

358
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,852
an absurdly dressed, half-naked man

359
00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:19,063
chained to a fence being tossed off

360
00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:21,482
by an old blind council bugger?

361
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:29,240
Ignore him. It's the local idiot
making some pathetic protest.

362
00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:32,785
Have him unchained and bring him in here.

363
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:35,496
- But I'm trying to go through...
- Bring him in, Swan.

364
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,293
Straight ahead at the top of the stairs.

365
00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,422
Freak me, baby

366
00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,258
Yeah, just like that

367
00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:48,634
Freak me, baby

368
00:20:48,717 --> 00:20:50,678
Come on, come on

369
00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:52,304
Freak me, baby

370
00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:56,559
Let me lick you up and down

371
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,644
Till you say stop

372
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:03,649
Let me play with your body, baby

373
00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:05,943
Make you real hot

374
00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:10,823
Let me do all the things

375
00:21:10,906 --> 00:21:12,992
You want me to do

376
00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:17,746
'Cause tonight, baby

377
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:21,667
I wanna get freaky with you

378
00:21:24,295 --> 00:21:25,421
I'm Kate Hedges,

379
00:21:25,504 --> 00:21:27,148
the Deputy Prime Minister's
private secretary.

380
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:31,010
Please, come in
and you can pull your pants up now.

381
00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:39,852
Hello, I'm David Carlton,
Chancellor of the Exchequer

382
00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:41,562
and the Deputy Prime Minister.

383
00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:43,564
Hello. I's Ali G.

384
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:45,316
The dominating MC

385
00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:48,402
Making bitches touch their punani

386
00:21:48,485 --> 00:21:51,071
The number of the two, it be...

387
00:21:51,155 --> 00:21:52,197
Three.

388
00:21:52,323 --> 00:21:53,574
Not Ali A, not Ali B...

389
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:55,284
Not Ali C, not Ali D

390
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,660
Not Ali...

391
00:21:58,704 --> 00:22:00,456
E...

392
00:22:00,539 --> 00:22:01,874
Not Ali...

393
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,503
F...

394
00:22:06,587 --> 00:22:07,796
But Ali...

395
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,881
G.

396
00:22:09,423 --> 00:22:12,384
Your rhymes are tight
for a honkey. Yes, sir.

397
00:22:12,468 --> 00:22:14,970
That's his full name and address.

398
00:22:15,054 --> 00:22:17,306
Tell me, Ali. Do you have a job?

399
00:22:17,389 --> 00:22:20,184
Unfortunately, I's recently gone
on the dole.

400
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,644
Really? When?

401
00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:24,396
Eight years and three months ago.

402
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,732
It says here you claim disability benefit.

403
00:22:26,815 --> 00:22:29,735
Yes. I is actually spasticated.

404
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,321
I's got a terrible DJ-ing injury.

405
00:22:32,404 --> 00:22:35,449
Me still ain't got full mobility
in me main mixing finger.

406
00:22:35,532 --> 00:22:37,326
F-chikitty-f-f-fresh.

407
00:22:37,409 --> 00:22:38,410
Ow!

408
00:22:39,578 --> 00:22:41,330
Everything down there is still working.

409
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,582
Oh, yes. Yes.

410
00:22:43,665 --> 00:22:45,793
Ali, would you sit down?

411
00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:47,878
Please, sit down.

412
00:22:51,215 --> 00:22:53,509
Have you ever considered
becoming a Member of Parliament?

413
00:22:53,592 --> 00:22:56,387
What me want to do that for?
It's full of pricks.

414
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:59,848
That's a little harsh.
I'm an MP. Am I a prick?

415
00:22:59,932 --> 00:23:01,058
Yes.

416
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:05,270
Let's try approaching this
from a different angle.

417
00:23:05,771 --> 00:23:08,315
Is there nothing in the world
that you would like to change?

418
00:23:08,399 --> 00:23:10,776
Yeah. Me'd want to save
the John Nike Leisure Centre,

419
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,027
obviously.

420
00:23:12,111 --> 00:23:15,447
As the MP for Staines,
you could achieve that.

421
00:23:15,531 --> 00:23:18,117
Would you stand
as our candidate in this by-election?

422
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,537
Well, me got to be honest.
Me ain't actually bi.

423
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:25,040
I mean, obviously,
I've done it with two girls.

424
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,626
Well, I seen it on the Internet,

425
00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,396
but me would never feel
completely comfortable

426
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:32,589
being bummed by a man
or even bumming the man.

427
00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:34,466
I know a lot of people say never say ever,

428
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,301
but me feel so strongly that me exit hole

429
00:23:36,385 --> 00:23:38,762
should always stay me exit hole

430
00:23:38,846 --> 00:23:40,597
and never become me entry hole.

431
00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:42,391
Know what I's saying?

432
00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:43,600
Yes.

433
00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:45,727
Yes.

434
00:23:45,811 --> 00:23:48,480
Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you.

435
00:23:48,564 --> 00:23:49,690
Safe.

436
00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:55,195
Later, sweetheart.

437
00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:15,966
David, what are you doing?

438
00:24:16,049 --> 00:24:18,343
He was the biggest idiot I have ever met.

439
00:24:18,427 --> 00:24:20,929
Choose him, and there is no way
we can win the by-election.

440
00:24:21,013 --> 00:24:22,139
I know.

441
00:24:22,222 --> 00:24:25,267
But there will be a leadership crisis,
a vote of no confidence.

442
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,393
The PM will be out.

443
00:24:26,477 --> 00:24:28,770
And who could possibly replace him?

444
00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:35,777
Ali has two weeks to lose us
eighteen thousand votes.

445
00:24:35,861 --> 00:24:37,821
Let's get him on the campaign trail.

446
00:24:42,493 --> 00:24:44,703
Easy now, rude boy. Me name be Ali G

447
00:24:44,786 --> 00:24:47,206
and me is here representin' Staines.

448
00:24:47,289 --> 00:24:49,708
We want to know if we can
count on your vote, ese.

449
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,001
Definitely not.

450
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:54,254
Hairy muff. Well, seeing as I is here

451
00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:55,607
couldn't interest you in a quarter

452
00:24:55,631 --> 00:24:57,299
of the finest Moroccan black, could l?

453
00:24:57,382 --> 00:24:59,176
It's well good shit.

454
00:24:59,676 --> 00:25:02,721
Dave, it's your turn
to shit through the letterbox.

455
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:06,475
Our anti-bullying program
has won praise throughout the county

456
00:25:06,558 --> 00:25:10,521
and incidents of bullying
in this school are at an all-time low.

457
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:14,983
This is Jonathan who used to suffer
terribly at the hands of bullies.

458
00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:17,694
I ain't surprised. Look at him.

459
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,113
Hey, fatty boom boom.

460
00:25:20,197 --> 00:25:21,949
Hey, fatty boom boom.

461
00:25:22,032 --> 00:25:24,243
Hey, want another cream cake?

462
00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:31,917
He is well fat, though, isn't he?

463
00:25:32,209 --> 00:25:34,586
All you motherfuckers,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers

464
00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:37,130
All you motherfuckers,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers

465
00:25:37,214 --> 00:25:39,299
Vote for the G, the motherfuckin' G

466
00:25:39,383 --> 00:25:41,218
That's me, the motherfuckin' G

467
00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:44,179
All the bitches in the house say yo

468
00:25:46,932 --> 00:25:50,477
Vote for me, 'cause me know
what you lezzes want.

469
00:25:51,478 --> 00:25:53,647
I's a big supporter of your cause

470
00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:57,317
and I's got many, many of your videos.

471
00:25:57,818 --> 00:26:00,487
If you vote for me, me give you me pledge

472
00:26:00,571 --> 00:26:03,240
to lower taxes on strap-ons.

473
00:26:05,284 --> 00:26:08,036
Why is you getting so eggy? Is you all on?

474
00:26:08,787 --> 00:26:10,122
Ladies and gentlemen,

475
00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:12,541
to commemorate
the extension of the town hall,

476
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:16,044
we're asking
all the candidates to lay down a brick.

477
00:26:16,128 --> 00:26:19,381
Ali, we wonder whether you'd be
good enough to lay one for us now.

478
00:26:19,464 --> 00:26:20,465
What, here?

479
00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:21,883
We would be honored.

480
00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,510
- In front of everyone?
- Well, yes.

481
00:26:25,637 --> 00:26:26,972
All right.

482
00:26:40,485 --> 00:26:41,320
Not bad.

483
00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:43,113
This is absolutely vital.

484
00:26:43,405 --> 00:26:45,490
Ten days ago, we were
fourteen points ahead.

485
00:26:45,574 --> 00:26:48,493
With one day to go,
we are eight points behind.

486
00:26:48,577 --> 00:26:52,331
Listen, did you get
the manifesto that I sent you?

487
00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:56,168
You got a roach?

488
00:26:56,877 --> 00:26:58,170
For real.

489
00:27:04,301 --> 00:27:06,720
Have you got another roach?

490
00:27:06,803 --> 00:27:07,804
Yeah, for real.

491
00:27:07,888 --> 00:27:09,389
- Wicked.
- Yeah.

492
00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:10,682
Wicked.

493
00:27:11,516 --> 00:27:14,311
Yes. It was very helpful.

494
00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:15,729
Thirty seconds till we're on air.

495
00:27:15,812 --> 00:27:17,606
Would you like to come with me?

496
00:27:17,689 --> 00:27:19,066
Good luck.

497
00:27:19,691 --> 00:27:20,691
Don't hold back.

498
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,910
In what is possibly
the most crucial by-election

499
00:27:29,993 --> 00:27:31,745
of the past decade,

500
00:27:31,828 --> 00:27:34,122
we're joined tonight
by ex-Environment Secretary

501
00:27:34,206 --> 00:27:36,416
and political heavyweight David Griffiths

502
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,959
and newcomer Ali G.

503
00:27:38,043 --> 00:27:39,544
If you haven't made your mind up yet,

504
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:41,797
you will have done
by the end of this debate.

505
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,051
Ali, if elected,
what would you do for Staines?

506
00:27:46,134 --> 00:27:48,804
Well, me'd save
the John Nike Leisure Centre.

507
00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:50,972
You can't suggest that your sole policy

508
00:27:51,056 --> 00:27:53,392
is to save a center that's barely used

509
00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:55,727
and a terrible drain on funds.

510
00:27:56,812 --> 00:27:58,230
What are your other policies?

511
00:27:59,564 --> 00:28:01,692
My other policies?

512
00:28:01,775 --> 00:28:03,777
Yes. You must have some.

513
00:28:07,656 --> 00:28:08,907
Well...

514
00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:14,830
I think it is well important
to reduce inflation,

515
00:28:15,372 --> 00:28:18,667
and also to invest

516
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,377
in the nehuss.

517
00:28:22,546 --> 00:28:24,881
The nahu-nahuss.

518
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,341
Oh, the NHS.

519
00:28:26,425 --> 00:28:27,718
You're reading from my sheet.

520
00:28:27,801 --> 00:28:29,886
No, I ain't. I's thought
of them things meself.

521
00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:31,596
You's obviously copied from me.

522
00:28:32,139 --> 00:28:33,265
It wasn't me.

523
00:28:33,348 --> 00:28:34,784
Well, then, perhaps you'd like to tell me

524
00:28:34,808 --> 00:28:37,686
where you stand on the ERM.

525
00:28:37,769 --> 00:28:41,356
No problem. Me thought
their first album was wack.

526
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,233
And to be honest, me hate all indy music.

527
00:28:43,316 --> 00:28:45,861
Quite frankly, the voters
of Staines deserve better.

528
00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:47,696
You're making a mockery of this debate.

529
00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:51,241
What? Is you looking in the mirror?

530
00:28:51,324 --> 00:28:54,161
All you're doing is making it obvious
to all the voters out there

531
00:28:54,244 --> 00:28:56,163
what an absolute buffoon you are.

532
00:28:56,246 --> 00:28:59,791
Talking about yourself again?
I think so, yeah.

533
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,710
You are an embarrassment to your party

534
00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,378
and to the people of Staines.

535
00:29:03,462 --> 00:29:06,214
That is not a very nice way
to talk about your mum.

536
00:29:06,298 --> 00:29:08,467
I put it to you

537
00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:11,553
that you are the worst possible candidate

538
00:29:11,636 --> 00:29:14,598
ever put forward by your miserable party.

539
00:29:14,681 --> 00:29:16,683
Well, I put it to you...

540
00:29:25,942 --> 00:29:27,903
...that you sucked off a horse.

541
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,367
I did not suck off a horse.

542
00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:39,581
I have already dealt with this issue
with the Party Chairman

543
00:29:39,664 --> 00:29:42,334
and as I explained to him,

544
00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:46,296
I was out hunting with a friend

545
00:29:46,379 --> 00:29:51,218
and I slipped onto the end
of a horse's phallus,

546
00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:55,013
which, unfortunately,

547
00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,474
owing to it being the mating season

548
00:29:57,557 --> 00:29:59,684
was aroused.

549
00:30:03,396 --> 00:30:04,689
Where is you going?

550
00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:07,275
Does you need to go and do a pony?

551
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:08,360
That's cold!

552
00:30:08,443 --> 00:30:09,694
That a yes or a neigh?

553
00:30:11,196 --> 00:30:13,448
Why ain't you speaking?
Is you a bit horse?

554
00:30:13,532 --> 00:30:16,868
Is that a lie or the tr-hoof? Yeah?

555
00:30:16,952 --> 00:30:19,538
They want to
read the gallop polls tomorrow, eh?

556
00:30:19,621 --> 00:30:20,622
Giddyap, giddyap.

557
00:30:20,705 --> 00:30:23,125
Another dramatic day
in the Staines' by-election

558
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,920
saw the unexpected withdrawal
of opposition candidate David Griffiths.

559
00:30:27,003 --> 00:30:28,964
Tomorrow's vote
now becomes a two-horse race

560
00:30:29,047 --> 00:30:31,341
between Thomas Alvarez and Ali G

561
00:30:31,424 --> 00:30:33,468
with the result too close to call.

562
00:30:33,552 --> 00:30:36,847
Thomas Alvarez, liberal democrat,

563
00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:39,558
five thousand and eighty votes.

564
00:30:42,477 --> 00:30:44,980
Alistair Leslie Graham...

565
00:30:45,063 --> 00:30:47,816
Who? What a stupid name.

566
00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:50,944
Five thousand and eighty-six votes.

567
00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:53,321
You won! You beat him!

568
00:30:55,073 --> 00:30:56,783
And I'll note again,

569
00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:59,161
Ali G has been duly elected

570
00:30:59,244 --> 00:31:00,912
as Member of Parliament for Staines.

571
00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:02,664
Go, Ali!

572
00:31:08,211 --> 00:31:11,548
Now do you want to see
the new Member of Parliament?

573
00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:18,013
Look how I's touching meself.

574
00:31:18,096 --> 00:31:19,931
Do you like that?

575
00:31:20,015 --> 00:31:21,975
Is that turning you on?

576
00:31:22,058 --> 00:31:23,977
Not really.

577
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:27,689
Would you like
to give a kiss to Mr. Gherkin?

578
00:31:27,772 --> 00:31:31,443
Oh, baby, you're so long and hard.

579
00:31:31,526 --> 00:31:33,445
That's the hand brake.

580
00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,864
Well, let's get jiggy.

581
00:31:35,947 --> 00:31:37,616
Mr. Bombastic

582
00:31:37,699 --> 00:31:39,284
Reggae fantastic

583
00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:41,036
Take it and a-doogie, doogie, doogie

584
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:43,413
Mr. Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro...

585
00:31:43,496 --> 00:31:46,625
Mmmantic!

586
00:31:51,463 --> 00:31:52,464
Is it in yet?

587
00:32:07,437 --> 00:32:08,897
Big up yourself.

588
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:10,941
Respect. Respect.

589
00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:12,651
Big up yourself.

590
00:32:13,652 --> 00:32:15,111
Hey, hey, I know you.

591
00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:18,031
You's the geezer that did it
with that prossie, innit?

592
00:32:19,783 --> 00:32:21,034
Respect.

593
00:32:23,703 --> 00:32:25,247
Against this government!

594
00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:26,998
- Calm down!
- Order!

595
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:32,879
This government's conduct
of economic policy

596
00:32:32,963 --> 00:32:35,340
has not only been incompetent,

597
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,676
it has been unscrupulous,

598
00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:41,554
untrustworthy and untruthful.

599
00:32:41,638 --> 00:32:44,849
They is dissing our posse.
I's going to sort this.

600
00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:47,769
Order! Order in the house!

601
00:32:47,852 --> 00:32:49,187
And look at this.

602
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,772
Order, order!

603
00:32:50,855 --> 00:32:54,109
Will the member for Staines
return to his seat?

604
00:32:54,901 --> 00:32:58,280
Will the member for Staines
return to his seat?

605
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:03,118
Order! Order in the House!

606
00:33:07,539 --> 00:33:09,082
What is he doing?

607
00:33:09,165 --> 00:33:10,875
I'm not sure, Prime Minister.

608
00:33:13,878 --> 00:33:16,715
And for you, sir,
to come down and step up to me.

609
00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:18,633
I have the privil...

610
00:33:18,717 --> 00:33:20,510
Relax your batty.

611
00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:29,227
Look at you.

612
00:33:30,061 --> 00:33:33,189
All you ever do all day long
is cuss each other.

613
00:33:34,107 --> 00:33:37,527
R-e-s-t-e-c-p.

614
00:33:38,737 --> 00:33:41,197
Do you even know what that spells?

615
00:33:42,073 --> 00:33:43,325
Restecp?

616
00:33:46,411 --> 00:33:47,954
Yes.

617
00:33:48,038 --> 00:33:49,205
Restecp.

618
00:33:49,289 --> 00:33:50,457
Restecp.

619
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:54,753
How's anyone out there
meant to restecp each other

620
00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:58,298
if you lot in here don't even start

621
00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:01,176
restecping one another?

622
00:34:01,259 --> 00:34:03,011
Sergeant, eject the gentleman.

623
00:34:03,094 --> 00:34:05,180
Do you want to know how
to make this country better?

624
00:34:05,263 --> 00:34:07,182
It's simple. Two words,

625
00:34:07,265 --> 00:34:09,142
keep it real.

626
00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:10,268
That's three words.

627
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,854
Don't be a spanner.
"It" ain't a real word.

628
00:34:12,937 --> 00:34:14,272
It's short for innit, innit?

629
00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:15,815
Keep it real.

630
00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:19,194
The member for Staines
will be banned from the House.

631
00:34:19,277 --> 00:34:21,196
Is it because I's black?

632
00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:24,032
What in God's name have you done to me?

633
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:26,534
I want that idiot
in my office in the morning

634
00:34:26,618 --> 00:34:28,418
with his letter of resignation,
is that clear?

635
00:34:28,495 --> 00:34:30,288
Yes, Prime Minister.

636
00:34:31,664 --> 00:34:32,957
Come in.

637
00:34:35,126 --> 00:34:37,295
Listen, me know me done wrong...

638
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:39,798
Ali, haven't you read the papers?

639
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,976
I can't believe it.

640
00:34:53,937 --> 00:34:56,064
There's a dog that can play table tennis.

641
00:34:56,147 --> 00:34:58,566
Ali, it's the press. They love you.

642
00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,276
But how can he hold a bat?

643
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,196
Ali, the Deputy Prime Minister
and I were wondering.

644
00:35:03,279 --> 00:35:04,697
What would you say

645
00:35:04,781 --> 00:35:06,533
if I asked you to join the Cabinet?

646
00:35:07,242 --> 00:35:09,369
No. Think about it.

647
00:35:09,452 --> 00:35:11,079
Ali joins the Cabinet.

648
00:35:11,162 --> 00:35:13,373
The two of them
are publicly allied together.

649
00:35:13,456 --> 00:35:16,292
Ali slips up and takes
that old prat with him.

650
00:35:16,376 --> 00:35:18,086
What makes you think Ali will join him?

651
00:35:18,169 --> 00:35:19,921
Because I've suggested
to the Prime Minister

652
00:35:20,004 --> 00:35:22,924
that he offers to save his leisure center.

653
00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:24,592
Are you mad? I mean, that would...

654
00:35:24,676 --> 00:35:27,929
Let me finish.
Offers to save his leisure center

655
00:35:28,012 --> 00:35:32,016
if Ali secures him
a 20-point lead in the polls.

656
00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:35,228
Yo, boss man,
now I's in the Cabinet and all that,

657
00:35:35,311 --> 00:35:37,564
could I have a look at the red button?

658
00:35:37,647 --> 00:35:38,940
Can I trust you?

659
00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:40,650
- Yes.
- All right.

660
00:35:41,276 --> 00:35:43,653
Here we are. Now...

661
00:35:44,154 --> 00:35:46,281
One touch on that red button

662
00:35:46,364 --> 00:35:48,491
could destroy the whole world.

663
00:35:48,575 --> 00:35:50,455
That is very interesting
you say that because...

664
00:35:50,493 --> 00:35:51,661
No! No!

665
00:35:51,744 --> 00:35:53,455
Fell for it!

666
00:35:53,538 --> 00:35:55,165
Ali, please stand away.

667
00:35:55,248 --> 00:35:57,292
Dear me.

668
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,669
- Can't we blow up something?
- Of course not.

669
00:35:59,752 --> 00:36:01,171
- Please?
- No!

670
00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:02,881
Just somewhere shitty, like Wales.

671
00:36:02,964 --> 00:36:04,257
Ali.

672
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:06,593
The Prime Minister of Wales
called your mum a slag.

673
00:36:06,676 --> 00:36:09,304
I am the Prime Minister of Wales!

674
00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:11,431
Shouldn't talk that way
about your mum, innit?

675
00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:13,975
Look, your first Cabinet meeting
is next Thursday.

676
00:36:14,601 --> 00:36:17,645
We're going to discuss asylum seekers.

677
00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:20,982
I'm sending you on a fact-finding mission.

678
00:36:21,566 --> 00:36:24,194
If anybody wants
to smuggle anything into Britain

679
00:36:24,277 --> 00:36:26,696
chances are they'll come through here.

680
00:36:26,779 --> 00:36:28,656
And it's not just immigrants.

681
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,074
Take a look at this.

682
00:36:31,910 --> 00:36:33,703
You'll be appalled.

683
00:36:34,412 --> 00:36:36,498
Look at this crap.

684
00:36:36,581 --> 00:36:38,750
Thirty kilos of marijuana smuggled in

685
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,336
from Europe, South America,
and the Middle East.

686
00:36:41,419 --> 00:36:43,213
That is terrible.

687
00:36:45,256 --> 00:36:46,424
Is there any skunk?

688
00:36:46,508 --> 00:36:48,968
Yes. Some scumbag managed to smuggle in

689
00:36:49,093 --> 00:36:50,595
fifteen kilos of this.

690
00:36:50,678 --> 00:36:53,389
Turns out it's the strongest
super skunk ever discovered.

691
00:36:56,226 --> 00:36:59,103
Over here is where we keep
the confiscated weapons

692
00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:01,564
and this is where we keep the...

693
00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:09,197
You must have such a laugh here, what?

694
00:37:09,864 --> 00:37:11,366
No, we don't.

695
00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:14,762
This next section is where we keep

696
00:37:14,786 --> 00:37:16,704
the mountains of hardcore pornography,

697
00:37:16,788 --> 00:37:18,540
most of it coming from Germany.

698
00:37:18,623 --> 00:37:20,542
You may want to look away at this point.

699
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:23,795
No. I's got a job to do.

700
00:37:28,174 --> 00:37:31,386
I know. It makes me feel sick, too.

701
00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:34,597
Well, I's going to have
to compile me report now,

702
00:37:34,681 --> 00:37:36,516
so if you wouldn't mind fucking off?

703
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:38,393
Certainly, sir.

704
00:37:38,476 --> 00:37:39,727
Westminster will sending down

705
00:37:39,811 --> 00:37:42,188
a couple of experts
to help me with me research.

706
00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:43,815
Jezzy, glasses.

707
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:48,403
Hello. We is experts.

708
00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:06,629
Well, now, Ali, tell us.
What did you find out in Dover?

709
00:38:06,713 --> 00:38:10,633
Well, me saw a lot of stuff,
most of it from Germany

710
00:38:10,717 --> 00:38:14,262
of these blokes all going in
through the back door.

711
00:38:14,345 --> 00:38:15,388
He's absolutely right.

712
00:38:15,471 --> 00:38:18,266
I've been to Germany
and experienced it myself.

713
00:38:18,349 --> 00:38:19,601
Respect.

714
00:38:19,684 --> 00:38:24,272
I remember one time,
there were these two huge African men,

715
00:38:24,355 --> 00:38:27,317
who managed to squeeze themselves into

716
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,943
this tiny box.

717
00:38:30,069 --> 00:38:32,280
How long was they in there for?

718
00:38:32,363 --> 00:38:33,615
Fifteen hours.

719
00:38:33,698 --> 00:38:35,283
It was incredibly emotional.

720
00:38:35,366 --> 00:38:37,285
It must've hurt, what?

721
00:38:37,368 --> 00:38:39,037
It still does.

722
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,039
Sorry.

723
00:38:41,122 --> 00:38:42,290
So, John,

724
00:38:42,373 --> 00:38:44,876
what are we going to do
about these asylum seekers?

725
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:47,629
We can't just let them all in.

726
00:38:47,712 --> 00:38:49,756
It'll cripple the economy.

727
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:51,674
Yes. Ali?

728
00:38:51,758 --> 00:38:53,593
Let's think about this, right?

729
00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:56,971
What is the main thing
we ain't got enough of in this country?

730
00:38:57,055 --> 00:38:58,598
- Hospitals.
- No.

731
00:38:58,681 --> 00:39:00,433
- Libraries?
- Behave.

732
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:04,145
We ain't got enough fit women

733
00:39:04,228 --> 00:39:06,898
and we's got too many mingers.

734
00:39:06,981 --> 00:39:08,691
No offense, Karen.

735
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,487
So, why don't we just
let in all the fit refugees

736
00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:14,113
and turn away all the rank ones?

737
00:39:14,197 --> 00:39:16,240
That way, we solve both problems.

738
00:39:16,324 --> 00:39:19,410
We's knobbin' two birds
with one connie, innit?

739
00:39:20,578 --> 00:39:23,247
- This is ludicrous.
- What do you think?

740
00:39:24,415 --> 00:39:27,543
I think we should keep it real.

741
00:39:28,795 --> 00:39:29,921
Fit.

742
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:31,756
Fit.

743
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:33,675
Fit.

744
00:39:34,258 --> 00:39:35,385
Wait.

745
00:39:36,928 --> 00:39:38,513
Back to Slovenia.

746
00:39:38,638 --> 00:39:39,764
Fit.

747
00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:46,104
As I was saying, education standards
are at their lowest in 15 years.

748
00:39:46,187 --> 00:39:47,897
Yeah, well, that is because

749
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:50,692
kids is learning stuff
that ain't no use to them.

750
00:39:50,775 --> 00:39:54,028
I mean, who here has ever used maths?

751
00:39:54,112 --> 00:39:55,238
Or English?

752
00:39:57,281 --> 00:39:58,491
Exactly.

753
00:39:59,117 --> 00:40:02,161
Let's start making education relevant.

754
00:40:02,245 --> 00:40:06,207
So, if Kevin buys six ounces
of Jamaican sinsemilla

755
00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:10,545
from Fat Tony for £480, cash in hand,

756
00:40:10,628 --> 00:40:13,881
and has to divide it amongst
11 of his customers

757
00:40:13,965 --> 00:40:15,967
how much should he charge for an eighth,

758
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:20,138
so that he can make £100 profit
to pay off his child support?

759
00:40:20,388 --> 00:40:22,932
Prime Minister,
the situation in Northern Ireland

760
00:40:23,015 --> 00:40:25,977
is threatening
to spiral out of all control.

761
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,478
Hear me now.

762
00:40:27,562 --> 00:40:29,021
The only way you's ever going to get

763
00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:31,566
those Hindus to stop
killing them Islams...

764
00:40:31,649 --> 00:40:33,943
It's actually Catholics
fighting Protestants.

765
00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:35,611
Whatever.

766
00:40:35,695 --> 00:40:38,573
Is if you get some really fit woman

767
00:40:38,656 --> 00:40:41,451
to get her babylons out for peace.

768
00:40:41,534 --> 00:40:43,494
- Prime Minister...
- Not you, luv.

769
00:40:43,578 --> 00:40:45,997
The Army is costing the British taxpayer

770
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,958
£4.2 billion a year.

771
00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:52,795
How does the government
intend to reduce this figure?

772
00:40:52,879 --> 00:40:55,631
We is gonna hire the A-Team.

773
00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:58,342
Her Majesty, the Queen.

774
00:41:01,179 --> 00:41:03,765
Your Majesty, may I introduce Ali G,

775
00:41:03,848 --> 00:41:06,267
Member of Parliament for Staines?

776
00:41:07,351 --> 00:41:08,686
Come on, baby, girl

777
00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:10,313
Will you show me your twirls

778
00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:12,273
Come, let we bust on the floor

779
00:41:12,356 --> 00:41:14,192
I will rock your world

780
00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:16,569
I will rhyme and go down

781
00:41:16,652 --> 00:41:18,279
Rhyme and come up

782
00:41:18,362 --> 00:41:20,948
Watch the people round the world...

783
00:41:23,034 --> 00:41:24,869
Hello, cheeky.

784
00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:27,872
You is much fitter
than you look on them coins.

785
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,126
Next time me put
a 50-pence piece in me pocket,

786
00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:33,503
me will feel honored

787
00:41:33,586 --> 00:41:36,088
having your head so close to me nuts.

788
00:41:37,006 --> 00:41:38,633
Nothing's working.

789
00:41:38,716 --> 00:41:41,385
The jobless figures
are at their highest level.

790
00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:47,475
This country has a special relationship
with the United States.

791
00:41:47,558 --> 00:41:48,684
What do you think of Bush?

792
00:41:48,768 --> 00:41:50,728
Me love bush. I mean,

793
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:55,566
me love anything
that gives foliage to the punani area.

794
00:41:56,943 --> 00:41:59,153
Would you do a dance for me, please?

795
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:08,329
- Oh, my God.
- Shaven haven.

796
00:42:08,412 --> 00:42:09,705
Respect.

797
00:42:09,789 --> 00:42:11,999
As Ali G's influence
grows ever stronger...

798
00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,352
The government
surged to a 12-point lead.

799
00:42:13,376 --> 00:42:14,919
Ali G storms the palace.

800
00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:16,762
The Queen declares him
a breath of fresh air.

801
00:42:16,796 --> 00:42:19,215
Ali G mania sweeps the UK.

802
00:42:19,298 --> 00:42:20,967
Charismatic MP Ali G...

803
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:23,469
Government lead
increases to 14 points.

804
00:42:29,517 --> 00:42:32,562
As of twelve o'clock,
all Rizlas will be free.

805
00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,290
To discourage their use,
there will be a levy

806
00:42:35,314 --> 00:42:38,276
of twenty-five pence
on the pound on panties.

807
00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:41,529
This will exclude thongs.

808
00:42:41,612 --> 00:42:44,031
As for the health service,

809
00:42:44,115 --> 00:42:47,034
marijuana will be made available
free on the NHS

810
00:42:47,118 --> 00:42:49,912
for de treatment of chronic diseases,

811
00:42:49,996 --> 00:42:51,414
such as itchy scrot.

812
00:42:54,584 --> 00:42:57,336
Furthermore, I am a bell end.

813
00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:06,053
Prime Minister, I can't be expected...

814
00:43:06,137 --> 00:43:07,638
Get on, David.

815
00:43:09,181 --> 00:43:11,475
I like to take it up de batty.

816
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,186
Yes, I do.

817
00:43:14,270 --> 00:43:16,147
It feel really nice

818
00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,982
and is me favorite.

819
00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:22,486
I used to be a girl and wear knicks.

820
00:43:23,487 --> 00:43:24,697
Honest.

821
00:43:26,490 --> 00:43:27,909
Ask me mum.

822
00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,879
War looms in Central Africa.

823
00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,965
Britain is to host
a last-minute peace conference.

824
00:43:43,049 --> 00:43:44,258
A triumphant budget

825
00:43:44,342 --> 00:43:46,969
framed by Britain's most controversial MP.

826
00:43:53,684 --> 00:43:55,186
Wait a minute

827
00:44:03,110 --> 00:44:04,278
Is y'all ready?

828
00:44:04,362 --> 00:44:05,947
Let me hear you

829
00:44:11,369 --> 00:44:12,846
Just because you bought me a fancy frock

830
00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:14,580
don't make up for three months of neglect.

831
00:44:14,664 --> 00:44:15,665
You know.

832
00:44:15,748 --> 00:44:17,768
Listen, Ali, I ain't never been
to nothing like this before,

833
00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,632
so don't leave me
on my own tonight. All right?

834
00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:20,795
Don't worry, baby.

835
00:44:27,343 --> 00:44:28,719
Look, there's the Prime Minister.

836
00:44:28,803 --> 00:44:30,805
I seen him on the telly.
Let me get his autograph.

837
00:44:30,888 --> 00:44:32,556
Yo, boss man, this is me Julie.

838
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,892
Yes, lovely. Shall we meet the delegates?

839
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:37,645
This is President Wattana from Thailand.

840
00:44:37,728 --> 00:44:39,480
It is an honor to meet you.

841
00:44:39,563 --> 00:44:42,733
Thai, aight? Present.

842
00:44:44,527 --> 00:44:45,987
Ali, let's move along.

843
00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:47,822
Please, do forgive me.

844
00:44:47,905 --> 00:44:49,949
This is the Mongolian delegate.

845
00:44:51,117 --> 00:44:53,494
Is you a genuine Mong?

846
00:44:53,577 --> 00:44:55,496
That is fantastic that you lot

847
00:44:55,579 --> 00:44:57,456
is also being represented here.

848
00:45:01,252 --> 00:45:06,465
I will go and get you some nice crayons.

849
00:45:07,425 --> 00:45:10,386
Shall we carry on?
Thank you. Do forgive me.

850
00:45:10,469 --> 00:45:12,888
They really can do anything, wot?

851
00:45:12,972 --> 00:45:14,849
This is Borat from Kazakhstan.

852
00:45:14,932 --> 00:45:16,350
Jagshemash.

853
00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:20,563
- Bless you.
- It is nice to meet you.

854
00:45:21,772 --> 00:45:23,149
Get off, you batty boy!

855
00:45:23,232 --> 00:45:26,569
Ali! Thank you. All right. Do forgive us.

856
00:45:26,652 --> 00:45:27,778
You're a cocksucker.

857
00:45:37,121 --> 00:45:38,414
Bonjour.

858
00:45:39,415 --> 00:45:40,833
Canape, sir?

859
00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:18,703
Me Julie!

860
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:23,541
Julie?

861
00:46:27,671 --> 00:46:28,839
Hello?

862
00:46:35,179 --> 00:46:36,931
What are you doing up here with me?

863
00:46:37,014 --> 00:46:40,184
Why don't you stay downstairs
with that posh girl?

864
00:46:40,267 --> 00:46:42,269
We was just talking about the politics.

865
00:46:42,353 --> 00:46:43,830
I ain't interested in what you got to say.

866
00:46:43,854 --> 00:46:45,356
Just shut up!

867
00:46:47,024 --> 00:46:48,943
We won't speak no more.

868
00:46:55,908 --> 00:46:57,827
You really are a prat.

869
00:46:58,244 --> 00:46:59,829
Now, come here.

870
00:47:00,579 --> 00:47:01,664
Yeah.

871
00:47:01,747 --> 00:47:04,500
Hey, we can't. This is the PM's bedroom.

872
00:47:06,043 --> 00:47:07,294
Well...

873
00:47:09,755 --> 00:47:13,175
Why don't you pretend to be
the Prime Minister, then?

874
00:47:14,552 --> 00:47:15,761
Cheeky.

875
00:47:20,683 --> 00:47:23,018
Ladies and gentlemen, please.

876
00:47:23,102 --> 00:47:25,479
In advance of tomorrow's summit,

877
00:47:25,563 --> 00:47:28,816
I shall be having private talks
with both parties.

878
00:47:28,899 --> 00:47:31,485
So, first, President Mwepu,

879
00:47:31,569 --> 00:47:33,487
would you care to join me upstairs?

880
00:47:33,571 --> 00:47:34,738
A pleasure.

881
00:47:35,573 --> 00:47:36,573
Thank you.

882
00:48:11,025 --> 00:48:13,694
I must say, I enjoyed that.

883
00:48:13,777 --> 00:48:17,406
So did I. I'm so glad we thrashed it out.

884
00:48:17,489 --> 00:48:20,784
Ladies and gentlemen,
I want everyone here to know

885
00:48:20,868 --> 00:48:24,538
that President Mwepu here
is a very big man.

886
00:48:24,622 --> 00:48:26,332
Yes, and I would like you to know

887
00:48:26,415 --> 00:48:31,253
that the Prime Minister was
very hard, but very straight.

888
00:48:31,337 --> 00:48:32,546
Thank you.

889
00:48:32,630 --> 00:48:35,007
The president was very much
on top to start off with...

890
00:48:36,008 --> 00:48:37,384
...but I don't mind telling you,

891
00:48:37,468 --> 00:48:39,178
I was in a deep hole.

892
00:48:39,261 --> 00:48:40,596
Oh, very deep.

893
00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:44,558
Yes. But even though
we had some sticky patches,

894
00:48:44,642 --> 00:48:46,560
I'm delighted to say,

895
00:48:46,644 --> 00:48:48,729
we came together finally in the end.

896
00:48:50,064 --> 00:48:52,691
Yes, I lapped up everything
that you had to offer.

897
00:48:54,318 --> 00:48:56,236
Now, President Oompeba,

898
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,155
would you care to join me upstairs?

899
00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:59,907
No bloody way!

900
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:02,033
Can I come?

901
00:49:12,503 --> 00:49:14,922
Come on, honey. Let's go home.

902
00:49:15,005 --> 00:49:16,757
I'll cook you up your favorite.

903
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,175
What, Angel Delight?

904
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:20,636
Yeah. Butterscotch.

905
00:49:23,013 --> 00:49:24,515
Butterscotch.

906
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:27,601
This bit is for the girls

907
00:49:27,685 --> 00:49:30,354
to show that me can be well sensitive.

908
00:49:31,397 --> 00:49:32,439
By the way,

909
00:49:32,523 --> 00:49:35,651
if any of you bitches
is fit and into doggy,

910
00:49:35,734 --> 00:49:38,028
then here is my mobile number.

911
00:49:38,612 --> 00:49:41,573
Callers must be over 16.

912
00:49:42,491 --> 00:49:43,993
But not by too much, obviously.

913
00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:51,542
We can't. They need me
at the peace conference tomorrow.

914
00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:53,794
You what?

915
00:49:54,545 --> 00:49:56,964
What about the people who really need you?

916
00:49:57,047 --> 00:49:59,633
What about Ricky? What about Dave?

917
00:50:00,384 --> 00:50:02,177
What about me, Ali?

918
00:50:04,888 --> 00:50:07,057
Please come back to Staines.

919
00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:12,187
The world is bigger than Staines

920
00:50:13,772 --> 00:50:14,982
and me gotta save it.

921
00:50:18,235 --> 00:50:20,571
Well, you'll have to do it
on your own, then.

922
00:50:20,654 --> 00:50:22,656
Me Julie? Me Julie?

923
00:50:25,743 --> 00:50:27,536
Let me see about it.

924
00:50:29,288 --> 00:50:31,832
We've got to get rid of him
before this bloody center's saved.

925
00:50:31,915 --> 00:50:33,250
Well, what I thought...

926
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,752
You thought?

927
00:50:35,753 --> 00:50:38,338
The United States will do
everything in its power

928
00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:41,967
to support Chad
in its struggle against its neighbors.

929
00:50:42,051 --> 00:50:46,764
Russia will not allow
this Western oppression to continue,

930
00:50:46,847 --> 00:50:50,184
and in order to support Burkina Faso,

931
00:50:50,267 --> 00:50:55,522
is prepared to utilize
all our military capabilities.

932
00:50:55,606 --> 00:50:58,192
That's outrageous!

933
00:50:58,275 --> 00:51:00,402
How can you make a statement like that?

934
00:51:00,486 --> 00:51:02,196
Ali, Ali, Ali...

935
00:51:03,864 --> 00:51:06,450
Could be Armageddon
breaking out. Please help me.

936
00:51:06,533 --> 00:51:07,701
Sure, bro. I'll sort it out.

937
00:51:07,785 --> 00:51:10,454
The United States will not be intimidated!

938
00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:14,750
We are prepared to meet any show of force
with our full military might!

939
00:51:33,644 --> 00:51:35,521
Do you know
why they's all shoutin' in there?

940
00:51:35,604 --> 00:51:38,190
It's because
they ain't been fed their teas.

941
00:51:38,273 --> 00:51:39,358
Come on, choppy-chop.

942
00:51:51,328 --> 00:51:53,288
Moving to a motion,

943
00:51:53,372 --> 00:51:56,834
all those in favor of sending Iran
down to the gas station

944
00:51:56,917 --> 00:52:00,504
to get some potato chips and
chocolate, raise your hands.

945
00:52:03,674 --> 00:52:05,425
Bye-bye.

946
00:52:05,509 --> 00:52:07,052
Oh, bummer.

947
00:52:07,136 --> 00:52:10,222
Tease me, tease me
tease me, tease me, baby

948
00:52:10,305 --> 00:52:12,766
I'm sorry we invaded you.

949
00:52:12,850 --> 00:52:15,477
That was really uncool.

950
00:52:15,561 --> 00:52:18,814
Who cares? It's all in the past.

951
00:52:18,897 --> 00:52:21,942
And, hey, if I was going
to be invaded by anyone,

952
00:52:22,025 --> 00:52:23,902
I am happy it was you.

953
00:52:24,903 --> 00:52:27,239
You are really cool.

954
00:52:27,364 --> 00:52:29,741
And you have nice clothes.

955
00:52:30,576 --> 00:52:32,911
You saved my white ass, Ali.

956
00:52:32,995 --> 00:52:35,038
No problem, brethren.

957
00:52:35,122 --> 00:52:37,124
Big up the herbal tea, aight?

958
00:52:37,207 --> 00:52:38,417
Aight.

959
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,877
Hey, you, Britain!

960
00:52:43,547 --> 00:52:44,840
Respect.

961
00:52:46,133 --> 00:52:47,843
How does he do it?

962
00:52:48,177 --> 00:52:50,095
Catchin' a big fish

963
00:52:50,179 --> 00:52:53,640
Yes, you are on top of my romance list

964
00:52:53,724 --> 00:52:56,852
Second to none you defeat the favorite

965
00:52:56,935 --> 00:53:01,356
Woman, your love is like
burning fire in me soul

966
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,109
Woman, tease me till me lose control

967
00:53:04,193 --> 00:53:08,614
Woman, your love is like
burning fire in me soul

968
00:53:08,697 --> 00:53:11,950
Woman, tease me till me lose control

969
00:53:12,034 --> 00:53:15,537
Tease me, tease me
tease me, tease me, baby

970
00:53:16,955 --> 00:53:18,999
You know, we're quite a team, Ali.

971
00:53:19,082 --> 00:53:22,961
It's thanks to you, we're 22 points ahead.

972
00:53:23,045 --> 00:53:25,047
I'm going to save that center of yours.

973
00:53:25,130 --> 00:53:26,381
Wicked!

974
00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:29,343
Check out all the Pepperami!

975
00:53:29,426 --> 00:53:30,510
They're for you, Ali.

976
00:53:30,594 --> 00:53:32,387
This is your moment.

977
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,272
Will you comment on accusations

978
00:53:42,356 --> 00:53:44,107
that you drugged the leaders of the world?

979
00:53:47,319 --> 00:53:48,153
You what?

980
00:53:48,237 --> 00:53:50,822
We have evidence
that proves you're guilty.

981
00:53:52,741 --> 00:53:55,160
Well, we have evidence
that proves you're guilty.

982
00:53:55,244 --> 00:53:56,828
This is just childish.

983
00:53:56,912 --> 00:53:58,538
This is just childish!

984
00:53:58,622 --> 00:54:01,124
Aren't you, by employing
this absurd rhetorical tactic,

985
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:03,043
merely incriminating yourself further?

986
00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:07,005
Are you by... tactic... just your father?

987
00:54:07,089 --> 00:54:10,384
This bag was sent to my office
anonymously this morning.

988
00:54:10,467 --> 00:54:13,220
Do you deny that you stole it
from Customs and Excise?

989
00:54:13,303 --> 00:54:14,805
That could be anyone's.

990
00:54:14,888 --> 00:54:16,473
What's it got to do with me?

991
00:54:18,517 --> 00:54:20,894
I's gotta go. I's turtlin'.

992
00:54:20,978 --> 00:54:23,146
I's actually touching cloth.

993
00:54:24,856 --> 00:54:27,484
Oh, dear. There goes your leisure center.

994
00:54:27,567 --> 00:54:29,168
Clear your desk before you go, will you?

995
00:54:29,236 --> 00:54:30,362
Prime Minister.

996
00:55:09,943 --> 00:55:11,403
Big up yourself, Ali.

997
00:55:11,486 --> 00:55:12,863
Good-bye, Mr. G.

998
00:55:12,946 --> 00:55:14,323
Won't be the same without you.

999
00:55:14,406 --> 00:55:17,284
We'll miss you, Mr. G. Respect.

1000
00:55:20,037 --> 00:55:21,163
All right.

1001
00:55:21,246 --> 00:55:22,372
Westside.

1002
00:55:32,674 --> 00:55:34,217
Flippin' heck.

1003
00:55:35,177 --> 00:55:37,721
Nan, can I borrow your car?

1004
00:55:38,013 --> 00:55:40,557
Where would I be without my baby?

1005
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,101
The thought alone might break me

1006
00:55:43,185 --> 00:55:45,687
And I don't want to go crazy

1007
00:55:45,771 --> 00:55:47,731
But every thug needs a lady

1008
00:55:47,814 --> 00:55:50,525
Girl, it feel like you and I
Been mournin' together

1009
00:55:50,609 --> 00:55:53,111
Inseparable, we chose pain over pleasure

1010
00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:55,489
For that, you'll forever be a part of me

1011
00:55:55,572 --> 00:55:58,533
Mind, body, and soul
Ain't no I in we, baby

1012
00:55:58,617 --> 00:56:01,161
Where would I be without you?

1013
00:56:01,244 --> 00:56:03,663
I only think about you, yeah

1014
00:56:03,747 --> 00:56:06,083
I know you're tired of being lonely

1015
00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:08,835
So, baby girl, put it on me

1016
00:56:08,919 --> 00:56:11,129
Where would I be without you?

1017
00:56:11,546 --> 00:56:13,423
I only think about you

1018
00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:20,597
Thanks for the times

1019
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,309
That you've given me

1020
00:56:25,977 --> 00:56:32,109
The memories are all in my mind

1021
00:56:38,365 --> 00:56:40,450
You're once

1022
00:56:41,284 --> 00:56:42,452
Twice

1023
00:56:44,496 --> 00:56:47,749
Three times a lady

1024
00:56:50,043 --> 00:56:51,420
And I know

1025
00:56:56,633 --> 00:56:59,469
Having a bad day? Maybe I can help.

1026
00:57:01,430 --> 00:57:03,223
Is it nippy outside?

1027
00:57:03,515 --> 00:57:04,641
Very.

1028
00:57:06,726 --> 00:57:08,645
What is you doin' here?

1029
00:57:09,438 --> 00:57:10,981
Let me show you.

1030
00:57:11,064 --> 00:57:13,024
So, today's main news again,

1031
00:57:13,108 --> 00:57:15,736
the Prime Minister
has resigned after the discovery

1032
00:57:15,819 --> 00:57:18,363
of a video tape from a security camera

1033
00:57:18,447 --> 00:57:20,907
showing him having
perverse sexual intercourse

1034
00:57:20,991 --> 00:57:22,743
with an unknown prostitute.

1035
00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:25,328
Prime Minister!

1036
00:57:25,912 --> 00:57:27,831
That ain't no prostitute. That's me ho.

1037
00:57:27,914 --> 00:57:29,666
As of 11:00 this morning,

1038
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,752
the Deputy Prime Minister, David Carlton,

1039
00:57:31,835 --> 00:57:34,087
will be acting Prime Minister.

1040
00:57:34,171 --> 00:57:36,673
What? That ain't fair.
That weren't the PM.

1041
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,477
Why ain't they showing
the rest of the tape?

1042
00:57:38,508 --> 00:57:40,886
Unfortunately, my boss
has locked it in a safe

1043
00:57:40,969 --> 00:57:42,512
in his new office at Chequers,

1044
00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:44,097
and that's where it's staying.

1045
00:57:44,181 --> 00:57:45,682
You ain't gonna get away with this.

1046
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:47,934
If you keep your mouth shut,

1047
00:57:48,852 --> 00:57:51,438
David's willing to be very generous.

1048
00:57:51,897 --> 00:57:53,106
I'm

1049
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:56,902
willing to be very generous.

1050
00:57:58,236 --> 00:58:00,530
All that you have to do

1051
00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:04,826
is keep your mouth shut.

1052
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,211
I'm tuning up my engine, Ali.

1053
00:58:15,629 --> 00:58:17,005
Fill me with petrol.

1054
00:58:17,088 --> 00:58:21,009
I's gonna pump you with
my 5-star unleaded, aight?

1055
00:58:21,092 --> 00:58:23,053
Let me see your nozzle.

1056
00:58:23,136 --> 00:58:26,097
What? Oh, you want
to see me knob. All right.

1057
00:58:28,517 --> 00:58:30,018
Freak me baby

1058
00:58:31,102 --> 00:58:34,147
Let me lick you up and down

1059
00:58:34,231 --> 00:58:36,441
Till you say stop

1060
00:58:38,026 --> 00:58:41,279
Let me play with your body, baby

1061
00:58:41,363 --> 00:58:43,365
Make you real hot

1062
00:58:45,075 --> 00:58:50,914
Let me do all the things you want me to do

1063
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:55,544
'Cause tonight, baby

1064
00:58:55,627 --> 00:58:57,212
I want to get freaky with you

1065
00:58:57,295 --> 00:58:58,880
Oh, yeah.

1066
00:59:00,257 --> 00:59:03,510
Baby, don't you understand

1067
00:59:03,593 --> 00:59:06,596
I want to be your nasty man

1068
00:59:08,181 --> 00:59:10,350
Give me your fuel injection.

1069
00:59:11,768 --> 00:59:14,048
And in tomorrow's phone-in,
we'll be asking this question.

1070
00:59:14,104 --> 00:59:15,730
Have you ever slept with a pig?

1071
00:59:15,814 --> 00:59:16,898
I know I certainly have.

1072
00:59:18,441 --> 00:59:22,445
And we'll be finding out
what turns girls like this into slags.

1073
00:59:22,737 --> 00:59:24,990
No one calls me Julie a slag.

1074
00:59:26,283 --> 00:59:27,784
Come to mama.

1075
00:59:39,671 --> 00:59:42,007
Take them off.

1076
00:59:56,688 --> 00:59:58,565
Where are you, baby?

1077
00:59:58,648 --> 01:00:00,442
We used to have so much fun

1078
01:00:00,525 --> 01:00:02,068
You drive me crazy

1079
01:00:02,152 --> 01:00:03,987
Somebody tell me where he's gone

1080
01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:05,780
Where are you, baby?

1081
01:00:05,864 --> 01:00:07,657
We used to have so much fun

1082
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:09,993
You drive me crazy

1083
01:00:12,454 --> 01:00:16,207
Keep it real! Keep it real!

1084
01:00:17,334 --> 01:00:20,086
This ain't right. Here.

1085
01:00:20,170 --> 01:00:22,631
Set it to vibrate and finish yourself off.

1086
01:00:39,689 --> 01:00:41,107
Open up!

1087
01:00:41,191 --> 01:00:42,609
Yo, blood, I need your help.

1088
01:00:42,692 --> 01:00:44,819
Everyone on the telly
is calling me Julie a slag.

1089
01:00:44,903 --> 01:00:47,364
They heard about our
three-header at Derek's 18th?

1090
01:00:47,447 --> 01:00:49,032
What three-header?

1091
01:00:49,115 --> 01:00:50,825
Anyways, I can prove she ain't.

1092
01:00:50,909 --> 01:00:56,456
Brethren, we gotta re-start
Drive-By FM. What ya say?

1093
01:01:00,210 --> 01:01:03,046
- Drive-By FM is back!
- Wicked!

1094
01:01:03,129 --> 01:01:05,382
Let's go. Is you any good at knots?

1095
01:01:05,465 --> 01:01:08,093
Yo, hear me now, hear me now, rewind.

1096
01:01:09,386 --> 01:01:11,972
This is Drive-By FM,
the sound of the ghetto

1097
01:01:12,055 --> 01:01:15,266
coming to you from deep
in the heart of Berkshire.

1098
01:01:24,567 --> 01:01:25,819
What was that?

1099
01:01:25,902 --> 01:01:27,362
Helicopter.

1100
01:01:27,445 --> 01:01:28,822
Oh, you was doing the wings.

1101
01:01:28,905 --> 01:01:30,240
That's good.

1102
01:01:30,907 --> 01:01:32,409
Hear me now, gangstas.

1103
01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:35,120
There is some serious shit going down.

1104
01:01:35,203 --> 01:01:37,497
The Prime Minister, check it,

1105
01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:41,960
has been chucked out by a geezer
who is a massive dong.

1106
01:01:42,419 --> 01:01:45,630
He is even more eviller than Skeletor.

1107
01:01:46,923 --> 01:01:48,883
To get the PM back in,

1108
01:01:48,967 --> 01:01:51,177
me needs to get hold of this tape

1109
01:01:51,261 --> 01:01:53,763
of me knobbing me bitch.

1110
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:56,307
If you help me rescue this video,

1111
01:01:56,391 --> 01:01:58,393
we can save the country.

1112
01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:01,980
Plus you'll get to
see me Julie's babylons.

1113
01:02:02,063 --> 01:02:03,273
Wicked!

1114
01:02:04,149 --> 01:02:06,860
That is why I is calling on all of you

1115
01:02:06,943 --> 01:02:09,612
to end the Berkshire turf wars.

1116
01:02:10,447 --> 01:02:13,116
There has been enough brothers slain.

1117
01:02:13,825 --> 01:02:18,288
So put down your AKs, lay down your uzis

1118
01:02:18,788 --> 01:02:24,627
and unite into one massive massive.

1119
01:02:25,462 --> 01:02:27,005
So big up the Eton Wick Crew.

1120
01:02:27,088 --> 01:02:28,089
Hold tight.

1121
01:02:28,173 --> 01:02:30,508
Hold tight the Iver Heath Posse.

1122
01:02:30,592 --> 01:02:34,012
Shout going out to
the Englefield Green Massiv.

1123
01:02:34,596 --> 01:02:37,057
And me never thought
me would ever say this,

1124
01:02:39,601 --> 01:02:46,524
but big up the East Staines Massiv.

1125
01:02:46,816 --> 01:02:48,276
Ali, what you doing, man?

1126
01:02:51,988 --> 01:02:53,823
Hear this, Hassan B.

1127
01:02:54,783 --> 01:02:59,621
If you join us,
then I is prepared to hand over

1128
01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:05,001
the Boris the Spider
climbing frame in Leagrove Park.

1129
01:03:08,046 --> 01:03:11,508
Let's do what
Tupac and Biggie never managed. Aight?

1130
01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:20,475
Hear this! If you is joining us
for this military operation,

1131
01:03:20,558 --> 01:03:21,952
then meet up wearing your camouflage

1132
01:03:21,976 --> 01:03:26,397
at John Nike Leisure Centre,
9:00 tomorrow morning.

1133
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,080
That's a bit early. Can we make it 12:00?

1134
01:03:37,408 --> 01:03:39,035
Sorry I is late.

1135
01:03:40,203 --> 01:03:43,289
But there was something
on the telly about monkeys.

1136
01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:45,125
They is well funny, what?

1137
01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:46,876
With their arms and...

1138
01:03:50,213 --> 01:03:53,633
Respect to all of you
for wearing your camouflage.

1139
01:03:53,716 --> 01:03:56,052
It will help you go undetected.

1140
01:03:57,011 --> 01:04:00,306
Now, let's go to Chequers
and rescue that tape.

1141
01:04:00,390 --> 01:04:02,267
Let's do this for Britain.

1142
01:04:02,350 --> 01:04:04,269
Let's do this for me Julie.

1143
01:04:04,352 --> 01:04:07,564
And let's do this for hip-hop! Selecta!

1144
01:04:07,647 --> 01:04:08,648
Selecta!

1145
01:04:08,731 --> 01:04:10,316
Fight the power

1146
01:04:11,568 --> 01:04:13,111
Fight the power

1147
01:04:13,236 --> 01:04:14,779
Fight the power

1148
01:04:16,030 --> 01:04:17,574
Fight the power

1149
01:04:17,866 --> 01:04:19,450
Fight the power

1150
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,498
Hear me now, l has drawn up
a detailed plan of Chequers.

1151
01:04:25,582 --> 01:04:29,210
The tape is in the PM's office, in a safe.

1152
01:04:29,294 --> 01:04:32,714
First up, Ricky, Dave and me will go in.

1153
01:04:33,464 --> 01:04:35,091
Jezzy, you stay here.

1154
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,926
We's gonna be like the A-Team.

1155
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:38,678
And I is BA Baracus.

1156
01:04:38,761 --> 01:04:40,430
I wanna be BA Baracus.

1157
01:04:41,639 --> 01:04:45,685
But l is very much like him.
"I ain't gettin' in no plane."

1158
01:04:45,768 --> 01:04:46,969
"I ain't gettin' in no plane."

1159
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:48,938
What? "I ain't gettin' in no plane."

1160
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:51,274
- "Shut up, fool."
- What?

1161
01:04:51,357 --> 01:04:54,360
Look, gold. "I ain't gettin' in no plane."

1162
01:04:54,444 --> 01:04:56,154
"Step back, kiss myself."

1163
01:04:56,237 --> 01:04:57,780
That's James Brown.

1164
01:04:59,949 --> 01:05:02,535
You'll be Murdock. Dave, you'll be Face.

1165
01:05:02,619 --> 01:05:04,287
What do we do?

1166
01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,039
Stay here and we all hide

1167
01:05:06,122 --> 01:05:08,791
and blend into the natural habitat.

1168
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:12,795
Then, when it gets dark,
me will make the secret signal.

1169
01:05:18,801 --> 01:05:21,971
Fresh, fresh,
fresh, fresh, rewind

1170
01:05:23,181 --> 01:05:24,349
Let's go!

1171
01:05:24,432 --> 01:05:27,060
At that point,
you will tune all your radios

1172
01:05:27,143 --> 01:05:29,479
to the baddest street garage station

1173
01:05:29,604 --> 01:05:32,357
and crank up the volume to the max.

1174
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,859
This will bring out the guards

1175
01:05:35,401 --> 01:05:39,822
and at that point
we will use our cunning to overpower them.

1176
01:05:40,823 --> 01:05:42,033
Bundle!

1177
01:06:00,343 --> 01:06:01,928
- Sir?
- What the hell's going on?

1178
01:06:02,011 --> 01:06:05,473
I'm sure it's nothing,
but I've sent some men out.

1179
01:06:05,556 --> 01:06:09,060
See that you do.
I want maximum security. Patrol the house.

1180
01:06:13,523 --> 01:06:16,109
The Great Ballroom
is exactly like the one

1181
01:06:16,192 --> 01:06:19,821
in Lara Croft's house
in Tomb Raider 2 on PlayStation.

1182
01:06:19,904 --> 01:06:21,781
So, Dave, if you run at the pillar

1183
01:06:21,864 --> 01:06:24,409
that will take us through
to the underwater kingdom

1184
01:06:24,492 --> 01:06:26,536
and on to the next level.

1185
01:06:30,707 --> 01:06:32,834
If for some reason that don't work,

1186
01:06:32,917 --> 01:06:35,628
we must find a way to cross
the touch-sensitive floor.

1187
01:06:35,712 --> 01:06:38,339
If we lift our feet at all, we're dead.

1188
01:06:38,423 --> 01:06:40,216
Break dance

1189
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,051
Electric boogie break

1190
01:06:42,135 --> 01:06:44,137
Is electric boogie break

1191
01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,639
Is electric boogie break dance

1192
01:06:46,723 --> 01:06:48,224
Break it down

1193
01:06:52,270 --> 01:06:54,605
Nothing. We'll keep on looking.

1194
01:06:55,815 --> 01:06:59,110
Next up, we is gotta
go through the laser room.

1195
01:06:59,193 --> 01:07:02,613
Dave, you'll use your special
skills to help us through.

1196
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:24,052
Remember, if we break any beams
it will set the alarms off

1197
01:07:24,135 --> 01:07:27,096
so extra careful. Now, let's do it.

1198
01:07:29,307 --> 01:07:31,476
This is the funk, now hit me

1199
01:07:33,102 --> 01:07:35,229
Just get on down and hit me

1200
01:07:36,397 --> 01:07:39,150
Their bodies gettin' so funky now hit me

1201
01:07:46,115 --> 01:07:48,076
Rock, rock, let it rock

1202
01:07:49,035 --> 01:07:52,622
Stop Rock, rock, let it rock

1203
01:07:52,705 --> 01:07:55,249
- Stop
- We gotta rock it, don't stop it

1204
01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:57,043
We gotta rock it, don't stop it

1205
01:07:57,126 --> 01:08:00,755
Gotta rock it, don't stop!

1206
01:08:00,922 --> 01:08:03,424
This must be the PM's office.

1207
01:08:03,508 --> 01:08:05,343
The tape is in there.

1208
01:08:08,721 --> 01:08:10,056
Intruders in my office.

1209
01:08:10,139 --> 01:08:13,226
This is a terrorist attack,
shoot on sight.

1210
01:08:13,309 --> 01:08:15,561
Repeat, shoot on sight.

1211
01:08:17,355 --> 01:08:19,107
- This safe?
- That safe.

1212
01:08:19,190 --> 01:08:21,067
This safe?

1213
01:08:21,150 --> 01:08:22,944
Yeah, open that.

1214
01:08:23,027 --> 01:08:26,197
Yeah, man, I is feeling fine. Open it now.

1215
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,491
- The safe?
- Yeah, man!

1216
01:08:28,574 --> 01:08:29,992
Behind you!

1217
01:08:36,707 --> 01:08:40,002
Hold on. I thought you couldn't speak.

1218
01:08:40,086 --> 01:08:41,462
It's not really that.

1219
01:08:41,546 --> 01:08:44,257
I've just always been terribly embarrassed
about my voice.

1220
01:08:44,340 --> 01:08:46,426
All right, don't go on about it.

1221
01:08:46,509 --> 01:08:48,386
Stop giving it all that.

1222
01:08:48,469 --> 01:08:52,849
Now, if me can just interrupt
your life story for a second,

1223
01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:56,602
let's tie these geezers up
and get that safe open.

1224
01:09:01,190 --> 01:09:02,275
No.

1225
01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:07,363
I got it. Link up the batteries
of all the cars outside,

1226
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:10,491
transfer that electrical current
through a human chain,

1227
01:09:10,575 --> 01:09:11,826
and blow this mother open!

1228
01:09:11,909 --> 01:09:13,661
Won't we get electricalocuted?

1229
01:09:13,744 --> 01:09:16,038
We'll blow the batteries,
but we won't get fried

1230
01:09:16,122 --> 01:09:18,892
as long as the chain don't break 'cause
we're all wearing rubber-soled trainers.

1231
01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:20,626
Trust me, I got a D in Physics.

1232
01:09:20,710 --> 01:09:22,670
Wicked. I'll text them.

1233
01:09:33,431 --> 01:09:38,895
No, b-eight-two-rez, batteries.

1234
01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:43,483
2-geh-4, together.

1235
01:09:44,817 --> 01:09:47,028
Me was trying to save time.

1236
01:09:48,404 --> 01:09:49,404
Bambaclat.

1237
01:10:05,963 --> 01:10:07,507
Switch on the engine, pass it on.

1238
01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:09,592
Switch on the engine, pass it on.

1239
01:10:09,675 --> 01:10:11,344
Your voice.

1240
01:10:11,427 --> 01:10:13,888
Switch on the engine, pass it on.

1241
01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:23,606
Bitch on a pension, suck my dong.

1242
01:10:23,689 --> 01:10:24,899
What?

1243
01:10:24,982 --> 01:10:26,192
Should I turn the engine on?

1244
01:10:26,275 --> 01:10:27,485
Yeah.

1245
01:10:36,494 --> 01:10:38,496
Just get on down, hit me

1246
01:10:48,464 --> 01:10:49,507
What is you doing?

1247
01:10:49,590 --> 01:10:52,009
I can't help it! I'm being pulled!

1248
01:10:54,345 --> 01:10:55,429
No!

1249
01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:10,319
We open up de safe!

1250
01:11:13,531 --> 01:11:14,907
Peace, man.

1251
01:11:15,032 --> 01:11:16,450
Peace, brethren.

1252
01:11:26,502 --> 01:11:28,421
Fuckin' hell! The tape ain't here.

1253
01:11:28,504 --> 01:11:29,523
What you talkin' about, Willis?

1254
01:11:29,547 --> 01:11:31,257
Look for yourself.

1255
01:11:32,508 --> 01:11:35,136
All it is is some photographs...

1256
01:11:39,056 --> 01:11:42,184
And there's a map of Staines.

1257
01:11:45,855 --> 01:11:48,441
Jah Rastafari, Haile Selassi.

1258
01:11:48,524 --> 01:11:50,651
They is extending Heathrow Airport.

1259
01:11:50,735 --> 01:11:54,697
That means they is gonna destroy Staines.

1260
01:11:55,489 --> 01:11:58,409
And they're starting in three hours.

1261
01:11:58,492 --> 01:12:00,911
Two hours, 57 minutes, to be precise.

1262
01:12:05,374 --> 01:12:07,460
Why is you got to build
this terminal over Staines?

1263
01:12:07,543 --> 01:12:11,380
Because I have bought 600 acres
of land there. Can I have those, please.

1264
01:12:16,719 --> 01:12:21,015
Now don't try escaping from here.
This room doubles as a nuclear bunker.

1265
01:12:21,098 --> 01:12:23,768
It is completely impenetrable
to the outside world.

1266
01:12:26,270 --> 01:12:28,648
And I forgot to put on the air supply.

1267
01:12:28,731 --> 01:12:31,567
Why don't you nip out now and stick it on?

1268
01:12:33,069 --> 01:12:35,613
You really are unbelievably stupid.

1269
01:12:45,748 --> 01:12:47,041
Knob-end!

1270
01:12:49,335 --> 01:12:51,420
- What?
- Give me them plans.

1271
01:12:59,762 --> 01:13:00,763
Or what?

1272
01:13:00,846 --> 01:13:03,307
Or nipple cripple, that's what.

1273
01:13:10,398 --> 01:13:11,482
Chinese burn!

1274
01:13:23,285 --> 01:13:26,288
You hurt me nose, you fucking nutcase.

1275
01:13:34,046 --> 01:13:36,632
I ain't being funny,
but you should look behind you

1276
01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:39,927
because there's
a thousand police officers.

1277
01:13:44,974 --> 01:13:47,643
Look behind you, there's Jennifer Lopez.

1278
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:51,397
What? You want to bone him right
this second 'cause you is so horny?

1279
01:13:56,444 --> 01:13:58,404
Look, there's 20 squid on the floor.

1280
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:03,784
There's a squirrel
with the head of a chicken

1281
01:14:03,868 --> 01:14:07,496
and with wings and everything.

1282
01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:11,667
Is you gonna hit me again?

1283
01:14:18,382 --> 01:14:20,509
Now I'm going to shoot you.

1284
01:14:35,566 --> 01:14:38,778
Booyakasha!

1285
01:14:50,873 --> 01:14:53,834
This is from the people of Staines.

1286
01:15:02,218 --> 01:15:03,427
I think I followed through.

1287
01:15:05,304 --> 01:15:06,680
Me Julie, you there?

1288
01:15:06,764 --> 01:15:08,516
Me know what you must think of me.

1289
01:15:08,599 --> 01:15:10,643
I been a piece of knob cheese,

1290
01:15:10,726 --> 01:15:13,896
but me got to save Staines
and me can't do it on me own

1291
01:15:13,979 --> 01:15:15,564
and I has shat meself.

1292
01:15:18,192 --> 01:15:20,694
Shit. Ricky and Dave!

1293
01:15:33,582 --> 01:15:34,750
Ricky?

1294
01:15:37,711 --> 01:15:40,548
We thought if we was gonna die
we might as well give it a go.

1295
01:15:42,299 --> 01:15:44,552
- What's it like?
- It's not bad.

1296
01:15:44,635 --> 01:15:46,220
Dave?

1297
01:15:46,303 --> 01:15:47,847
Quite nice, actually.

1298
01:15:47,930 --> 01:15:49,390
We'll talk about this later.

1299
01:15:49,473 --> 01:15:51,851
Now we gotta save Staines.

1300
01:15:51,934 --> 01:15:53,214
Two minutes? See you in the car?

1301
01:15:53,269 --> 01:15:54,520
All right. Be quick.

1302
01:15:54,603 --> 01:15:58,440
The Feds is coming and you don't
want to finish up inside.

1303
01:15:59,650 --> 01:16:01,318
Save our center!

1304
01:16:01,402 --> 01:16:03,028
Save our center!

1305
01:16:05,948 --> 01:16:08,784
Leave 'em alone, you pigs! They're senile!

1306
01:16:13,289 --> 01:16:15,207
Send it in, send it in!

1307
01:16:29,179 --> 01:16:31,473
I wouldn't do that if I was you.

1308
01:16:31,557 --> 01:16:36,937
Ali! I love you!

1309
01:16:37,021 --> 01:16:39,481
Julie!

1310
01:16:41,984 --> 01:16:43,152
Hello.

1311
01:16:43,235 --> 01:16:44,379
Ignore them and start the demolition.

1312
01:16:44,403 --> 01:16:47,406
Wait! Don't listen to him!
He's a criminal.

1313
01:16:47,489 --> 01:16:51,035
And not even the good kind
that sell drugs or do drive-bys.

1314
01:16:51,118 --> 01:16:55,122
I is got proof here that he is trying
to destroy Staines.

1315
01:16:55,205 --> 01:16:57,249
So what? It's a shithole.

1316
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,084
Arrest them.

1317
01:16:59,168 --> 01:17:02,129
Oh, shit. We is going to jail.

1318
01:17:02,212 --> 01:17:03,453
Every day for the next 20 years

1319
01:17:03,505 --> 01:17:05,883
we'll get bummed in the showers.

1320
01:17:08,510 --> 01:17:10,930
Hold it. Release him.

1321
01:17:11,013 --> 01:17:12,765
Under what authority?

1322
01:17:12,848 --> 01:17:14,993
In case you've forgotten,
I'm the acting Prime Minister.

1323
01:17:15,017 --> 01:17:16,310
You are the disgraced one.

1324
01:17:17,645 --> 01:17:21,523
Disgraced by you. And this tape proves it.

1325
01:17:22,691 --> 01:17:24,443
- Kate...
- No, David.

1326
01:17:25,069 --> 01:17:27,696
When I first entered politics,

1327
01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:30,324
it was to create a better world,

1328
01:17:30,407 --> 01:17:34,161
a world of honesty, integrity and truth.

1329
01:17:35,204 --> 01:17:38,499
But somewhere along the way
that vision was lost.

1330
01:17:38,582 --> 01:17:39,959
My dream was tarnished

1331
01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:43,379
and instead I discovered greed,
avarice and corruption...

1332
01:17:43,462 --> 01:17:44,672
Boring!

1333
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:47,341
Arrest him.

1334
01:17:49,343 --> 01:17:53,013
Enjoy your life with this fool.
You two deserve each other.

1335
01:17:53,097 --> 01:17:54,390
Piss off.

1336
01:17:55,057 --> 01:17:56,517
Oh, nice!

1337
01:17:56,600 --> 01:18:00,521
We're not going to build
Terminal 5 over Staines.

1338
01:18:00,604 --> 01:18:01,998
We're gonna demolish Slough instead.

1339
01:18:02,022 --> 01:18:03,315
Wicked.

1340
01:18:03,399 --> 01:18:06,610
As of right now I'm gonna need
a new Deputy Prime Minister.

1341
01:18:06,694 --> 01:18:09,655
How do you feel
about being my right-hand man?

1342
01:18:09,738 --> 01:18:12,449
Right-hand man! Batty boy.

1343
01:18:14,201 --> 01:18:16,036
What do you say, Ali?

1344
01:18:17,746 --> 01:18:19,540
I shown you the way.

1345
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:23,627
You'll have to carry on
the journey by yourself now.

1346
01:18:24,086 --> 01:18:26,922
As for me, l is gonna stick with me posse,

1347
01:18:27,423 --> 01:18:29,675
and me bitch...

1348
01:18:29,758 --> 01:18:31,051
Me lady.

1349
01:18:44,064 --> 01:18:47,484
Actually here is one thing
you could do for me.

1350
01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:54,575
Mr. Ambassador.

1351
01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:59,204
Oh, yeah,
I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador

1352
01:18:59,288 --> 01:19:00,956
Your crop is ready for inspection.

1353
01:19:02,124 --> 01:19:04,376
I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador

1354
01:19:06,503 --> 01:19:09,465
Play me reggae music in any condition

1355
01:19:09,548 --> 01:19:12,134
Drop it in a style, drop in a fashion

1356
01:19:13,469 --> 01:19:15,763
Good morning, Ambassador.

1357
01:19:15,846 --> 01:19:18,223
Ambassador, will you try the harvest?

1358
01:19:18,307 --> 01:19:20,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

1359
01:19:20,434 --> 01:19:24,271
I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador, hey

1360
01:19:24,354 --> 01:19:26,398
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

1361
01:19:26,482 --> 01:19:30,235
I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador, hey

1362
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,529
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

1363
01:19:32,613 --> 01:19:35,324
I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador

1364
01:19:35,741 --> 01:19:38,911
This is good shit.

1365
01:19:38,994 --> 01:19:41,580
The man from Staines, he say yeah!

1366
01:19:41,663 --> 01:19:44,333
This how we do it

1367
01:19:46,251 --> 01:19:47,836
This is how we do it

1368
01:19:54,343 --> 01:19:55,803
Ice, please.

1369
01:19:59,223 --> 01:20:01,475
Ali, this is a great Jacuzzi.

1370
01:20:02,017 --> 01:20:04,353
That ain't a Jacuzzi.

1371
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,689
Sorry.

1372
01:20:09,233 --> 01:20:11,276
The party's here on the westside

1373
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,904
So l reach for my 40 and I turn it up

1374
01:20:13,987 --> 01:20:16,448
Designated driver
Takes the keys to my truck

1375
01:20:16,532 --> 01:20:18,492
Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded

1376
01:20:18,575 --> 01:20:21,328
Honeys in the street say
"Money, yo, we made it"

1377
01:20:21,411 --> 01:20:25,457
Feels so good in my hood tonight

1378
01:20:25,541 --> 01:20:27,793
Summertime skirts and guys in Kani

1379
01:20:27,876 --> 01:20:30,504
All of the gangbangers
forgot about the drive-by

1380
01:20:30,587 --> 01:20:34,216
You gotta get your groove on
before you go get paid

1381
01:20:34,299 --> 01:20:36,135
Bring her in.

1382
01:20:36,885 --> 01:20:39,388
And let me hear the party say

1383
01:20:40,389 --> 01:20:42,891
Dance for me, bitch.

1384
01:20:43,517 --> 01:20:46,228
South Central does it like nobody does

1385
01:20:46,311 --> 01:20:48,147
This is how we do it

1386
01:20:48,230 --> 01:20:50,816
To all my neighbors, you got much flava

1387
01:20:50,899 --> 01:20:52,776
This is how we do it!

1388
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:55,487
Let's flip the track
bring the old school back

1389
01:20:55,571 --> 01:20:57,322
This is how we do it

1390
01:20:58,657 --> 01:21:01,702
Me Julie, me got something to ask you.

1391
01:21:05,581 --> 01:21:10,544
Will you make me
the happiest man in the world?

1392
01:21:14,173 --> 01:21:15,674
Yeah, I will.

1393
01:21:16,341 --> 01:21:18,260
Let me shag her, then.

1394
01:21:18,468 --> 01:21:20,762
This is how we do it in a UK vibe

1395
01:21:20,846 --> 01:21:22,931
This is how we do it

1396
01:21:23,015 --> 01:21:25,434
Come on, Su to the floor
and Sabrina to the mike

1397
01:21:25,517 --> 01:21:27,728
This is how we do it

1398
01:21:27,811 --> 01:21:29,646
This is how we do it

1399
01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:34,651
It's Friday night and I feel all right

1400
01:21:34,735 --> 01:21:37,404
The party's here on the westside...

1401
01:21:37,487 --> 01:21:39,698
What did you think of the film?

1402
01:21:39,781 --> 01:21:41,700
It weren't bad, was it?

1403
01:21:41,783 --> 01:21:44,036
It was easily better than Harry Potter,

1404
01:21:44,119 --> 01:21:46,705
which me thought was very childish.

1405
01:21:46,788 --> 01:21:50,542
If you is watching this, Potter,
I is better than you.

1406
01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:53,378
You probably ain't even slept with a girl.

1407
01:21:53,462 --> 01:21:55,714
I has slept with three.

1408
01:21:55,797 --> 01:21:58,800
And I got one of them
to play with herself.

1409
01:21:58,884 --> 01:22:01,011
Whatever you thought of this film,

1410
01:22:01,094 --> 01:22:03,931
please tell your mates it was wicked,

1411
01:22:04,014 --> 01:22:08,560
cos if this flops,
me won't be able to get Nan a new hip.

1412
01:22:08,644 --> 01:22:10,354
The choice is yours.

1413
01:22:10,437 --> 01:22:12,522
No pressure.

1414
01:22:12,606 --> 01:22:14,691
Nan, come tell them about it.

1415
01:22:14,775 --> 01:22:18,028
What? You is fallen over again?

1416
01:22:18,111 --> 01:22:20,822
You done the other one in as well?

1417
01:22:20,906 --> 01:22:25,202
Don't cry there,
all mashed up, a lump of bones.

1418
01:22:25,285 --> 01:22:29,331
Me will get you the cash
to make it better, somehow.

1419
01:22:33,377 --> 01:22:35,045
Don't be selfish.

1420
01:22:36,213 --> 01:22:37,714
Buy the merchandise and all.

1421
01:22:40,008 --> 01:22:41,593
Ali G

1422
01:22:41,677 --> 01:22:42,970
Shout it

1423
01:22:44,179 --> 01:22:46,515
Let's talk Julia right now, yeah

1424
01:22:48,058 --> 01:22:50,435
A to the L to the I to the G-sy

1425
01:22:50,519 --> 01:22:53,105
J to the U to the L I A

1426
01:22:53,188 --> 01:22:56,608
S to the H A double-G-sy Y

1427
01:22:56,692 --> 01:22:58,402
Oh, boys getting busy

1428
01:22:58,485 --> 01:23:00,904
I need a cure for this thing I'm feelin'

1429
01:23:00,988 --> 01:23:03,448
Shaggy need some sexual healing

1430
01:23:03,532 --> 01:23:06,076
I wanna reach and touch the ceilin'

1431
01:23:06,159 --> 01:23:08,453
When I'm lovin' my Julie, ay

1432
01:23:08,537 --> 01:23:10,956
Me I've been kickin'
at my late night dealin'

1433
01:23:11,039 --> 01:23:13,542
Words at the piece I'm stealin'

1434
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:16,253
I see your sex and Mr. Lover believin'

1435
01:23:16,336 --> 01:23:18,672
When I'm lovin' my Julie

1436
01:23:18,755 --> 01:23:19,965
Julie

1437
01:23:20,048 --> 01:23:22,801
You know me love-a you truly

1438
01:23:22,884 --> 01:23:25,846
From my head down to my goolies

1439
01:23:25,929 --> 01:23:28,640
Woman, you turn me on
with your big babylons

1440
01:23:28,724 --> 01:23:30,350
Me Julie

1441
01:23:30,434 --> 01:23:32,978
You got some sweet damn coolies

1442
01:23:33,061 --> 01:23:34,479
When me touch it with my goolies

1443
01:23:34,563 --> 01:23:36,815
Hey, Shaggy, me can rap too

1444
01:23:36,898 --> 01:23:38,483
Yo, yo, yo

1445
01:23:38,567 --> 01:23:40,068
You is better than J-Lo

1446
01:23:40,152 --> 01:23:41,379
Next to you she is just a minger

1447
01:23:41,403 --> 01:23:42,487
Better than Destiny's Child

1448
01:23:42,571 --> 01:23:44,072
Well, apart from the lead singer

1449
01:23:44,156 --> 01:23:47,034
You is fitter than the Spice
Girls including the Ging'er

1450
01:23:47,117 --> 01:23:49,619
Give it a shave cos me wanna be in yer

1451
01:23:49,703 --> 01:23:52,080
They always claimed
that our love was wrong

1452
01:23:52,164 --> 01:23:54,082
The people just stared
and said it was too long

1453
01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:56,543
But it ain't crap to have a 12-inch

1454
01:23:56,626 --> 01:23:58,003
A what?

1455
01:23:58,128 --> 01:23:59,504
Dong, d-dong, dong, dong

1456
01:23:59,588 --> 01:24:00,839
Julie

1457
01:24:00,922 --> 01:24:03,633
You know me love-a you truly

1458
01:24:03,717 --> 01:24:06,678
From my head down to my goolies

1459
01:24:06,762 --> 01:24:09,348
Woman, you turn me on
with your big babylons

1460
01:24:09,431 --> 01:24:11,266
Me Julie

1461
01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:13,935
You got some sweet damn coolies

1462
01:24:14,019 --> 01:24:17,105
When me touch it with my goolies

1463
01:24:17,189 --> 01:24:20,400
'Cause you turn me on
with your big babylons

1464
01:24:21,401 --> 01:24:23,612
This is how we do it in a UK vibe

1465
01:24:23,695 --> 01:24:25,364
This is how we do it

1466
01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:28,241
Ha, it's the Mis-Teeq Mis-Teeq, Mis-Teeq

1467
01:24:28,325 --> 01:24:30,619
This is how we do it

1468
01:24:30,702 --> 01:24:32,704
This is how we do it

1469
01:24:32,788 --> 01:24:37,250
It's Friday night And I feel all right

1470
01:24:37,584 --> 01:24:39,711
The party's here on the westside

1471
01:24:39,795 --> 01:24:42,255
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up

1472
01:24:42,339 --> 01:24:44,925
Designated driver turn
the keys to my truck

1473
01:24:45,008 --> 01:24:46,927
Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded

1474
01:24:47,010 --> 01:24:49,554
Guys in the street say
Girls, yo, you made it!

1475
01:24:49,638 --> 01:24:53,809
It feels so good in my hood tonight

1476
01:24:53,892 --> 01:24:56,228
The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani

1477
01:24:56,311 --> 01:24:59,064
All the gang bangers
forgot about the drive-by

1478
01:24:59,147 --> 01:25:02,901
You gotta get your groove on
before you go get paid

1479
01:25:02,984 --> 01:25:05,487
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up

1480
01:25:05,570 --> 01:25:07,823
And let me hear the party say

1481
01:25:07,906 --> 01:25:10,325
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because

1482
01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,202
This is how we do it

1483
01:25:12,285 --> 01:25:14,913
South Central does it like nobody does

1484
01:25:14,996 --> 01:25:16,915
This is how we do it

1485
01:25:16,998 --> 01:25:19,584
To all my neighbors you got much flava

1486
01:25:19,668 --> 01:25:21,545
This is how we do it

1487
01:25:21,628 --> 01:25:24,256
So flip the track
bring the old school back

1488
01:25:24,339 --> 01:25:26,925
This is how we do it

1489
01:25:27,008 --> 01:25:28,969
Oh, I'm buzzing because

1490
01:25:29,052 --> 01:25:30,720
This is how we do it

1491
01:25:30,804 --> 01:25:35,809
South Central does it like
nobody does, nobody does

1492
01:25:35,892 --> 01:25:38,228
L O N, D O N

1493
01:25:38,311 --> 01:25:39,312
This is how we do it

1494
01:25:39,396 --> 01:25:41,606
All my homies I'll never come wack on

1495
01:25:41,690 --> 01:25:45,277
An old school track Check it out!

1496
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,195
Once upon a time in '94

1497
01:25:47,279 --> 01:25:49,781
Mis-Teeq made no money
and life sure was slow

1498
01:25:49,865 --> 01:25:52,159
And all they said was 5'8" he stood

1499
01:25:52,242 --> 01:25:54,494
And people thought the music
that he made was good

1500
01:25:54,578 --> 01:25:56,788
There lived a D.J. PDS was his name

1501
01:25:56,872 --> 01:25:59,291
He came up to me and this is what he said

1502
01:25:59,374 --> 01:26:01,585
You and them girls
are gonna make some cash

1503
01:26:01,668 --> 01:26:04,212
Sell a million records
and we'll make it in a dash

1504
01:26:04,296 --> 01:26:06,256
Oh, I'm buzzing because

1505
01:26:06,339 --> 01:26:08,133
This is how we do it

1506
01:26:08,216 --> 01:26:12,721
South Central does it like
nobody does, nobody does

1507
01:26:13,221 --> 01:26:15,557
L O N, D O N

1508
01:26:15,682 --> 01:26:17,809
This is how we do it All my homies

1509
01:26:17,893 --> 01:26:20,270
I'll never come wack
on an old school track

1510
01:26:20,353 --> 01:26:22,147
This is how we do it

1511
01:26:22,230 --> 01:26:24,941
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because

1512
01:26:25,025 --> 01:26:26,693
This is how we do it

1513
01:26:26,776 --> 01:26:29,571
South Central does it like nobody does

1514
01:26:29,654 --> 01:26:31,656
This is how we do it

1515
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,284
To all my neighbors you got much flava

1516
01:26:34,367 --> 01:26:36,077
This is how we do it

1517
01:26:36,161 --> 01:26:38,914
So flip the track
bring the old school back

1518
01:26:38,997 --> 01:26:40,957
This is how we do it

1519
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:43,585
This is how we do it

1520
01:26:43,668 --> 01:26:45,462
This is how we do it

1521
01:26:45,545 --> 01:26:48,215
Mis-Teeq does it like nobody does

1522
01:26:48,298 --> 01:26:50,425
This is how we do it

1523
01:26:50,509 --> 01:26:52,886
All my neighbors you got much flava.

1524
01:26:52,969 --> 01:26:54,721
This is how we do it

1525
01:26:54,804 --> 01:26:57,516
And we'll never come wack
on an old school track

1526
01:26:57,599 --> 01:27:00,101
This is how we do it, do it, do it!